Hot Staley

Getting your ass beat by an Irish man, then vomiting everywhere.

"Hey Bro, wanna go listen to some Jack Johnson and give me a hot staley later?"

by scurituric December 8, 2009

stanley cup

Hockey's Holy Grail.

Jordan: When I grow up I'm going to win the Stanley Cup!

by natalie298755 October 9, 2009

stanley middle school

a hell hole of stress and despair

"at least you don't go to stanley middle school "

by Juicy Josephine December 10, 2019

Stanley Zhang

A pretty chill guy.

Do you know Stanley Zhang he is a pretty chill dude.

by Mattcamfan42069 February 7, 2020

Sadie stanley

She is a teen actress who is beautiful beyond belief and does not get enough recognition in the acting world and is every guy’s dream girl

Unintelligent person: who is that?
Genius: that is Sadie Stanley can’t you tell?

by Kreamerman1 May 25, 2021

Scalley Valley

Synonymous with Merrimack Valley High School.
A shitty little place that can't even afford tissues.
Populated mainly by three social groups;
-Cousin fucking losers, know to greet everything with "Sup buck!"
-Scum bag 'drug dealers' that sell overpriced, under quality shit. Not that difficult to spot, easily distinguishable by some form of rasta apparel, a faint smell of weed that can't seemed to be washed away, or a stray lighter.
-Shovel faced herpes whores that walk with their nose up, and ass out. Their favorite activity is to talk shit about other girls.

With a curriculum that appears to be getting shittier and shittier, it's only a matter of time before it's equivalent to Franklin High.

Mike "I got transferred here from Scalley Valley."
Jake "Shit bro. You should get yourself tested..."

by Dubs09 August 1, 2012

Stanley

The infamous Employee 427 in Unnamed Office. Stanley never abides to the Narrator's wishes, resulting in his banishment to the Serious Room.

Stanley, this is me being serious, in fact, this is my Serious Room. It's where I come to be serious.

by SpeedStriker243 May 10, 2018