sadistic

1. To derive pleasure or enjoyment from another's pain. Whether physical or emotional.

2. Extreme cruelty.

Celisse: Oh, you're right. There are also the times where I humiliated you, crushed you, made you cry, made you want to die... If you consider those to be different than just soundly defeating you, I suppose I stand corrected.

Jolt: Celly...you're so cruel to me! Please stop! You're so sadistic!

Celisse: HAHAHA, I know Joltykins. But I'm not stopping anytime soon.

Jolt: *cries*

by Anonymous February 9, 2004

Sadistic tickling

The act of performing prolonged and relentless Tickle Torture to a typically bound and helpless victim. The intense torture is focused on an area of the body highly sensitive to tickling, often the soles of feet, with the purpose being simply to torment the victim with cruel and unbearable Tickling.

Person A: "So you taught your sister a lesson last night?"
Person B: "Yeah, She's super ticklish, so I punished her with Sadistic tickling. After a night of that torture, she won't be trying anything like that again."

by Professorinfo June 11, 2014

Sadistic

1: Pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.

2: schadenfreude

Sometimes I think my boss is sadistic. She laughed when I broke my arm.

by PerpetualJ May 21, 2019

statisticock

Coming from the latin status cokkus. Meaning mathematician's PHAT DONGG

e.g: Yo I sucked my professor's statisticock last night, that shit was massive

by CunTpoRN1234567890 October 15, 2019

Statistics

An excuse for your teams shortcummings in big games.

Me: told you Boise would beat your asses
Virginia Tech fan: so what, statistics show blah blah blah (useless info)
Me: YOU STILL LOST
months later..
Me: Stanford will clobber you
same fan: we have the best offense in the acc we'll win
days later...
Me: told you so
same fan: well statistics show.....
Me: jesus christ

by 87fan October 8, 2011

sadistic

1)adj. someone who takes pleasure in the pain of others
2) not to be confused with cruel, some one who is cruel is mean for the sake of being mean a sadist (sadistic person) is someone who is mean for the sake of enjoyment

On a bad day (actually almost everyday) joni is a sadistic witch. (and she is damn proud of that fact)

or

I am a sadist don't tell me about your problems they only make me laugh harder.

by Fallenangel2126 March 29, 2007

Statistical Extraploitation

To exploit a sports statistic by extrapolating it over an entire season, despite a tiny sample size. This is wildly popular on the second day of the Major League Baseball season.

D-Bag: Hey did you see the opener yesterday? Soriano hit two home runs. Christ, if he keeps that up he'll hit 324 home runs this year!!

Guy#2: And if you keep your Statistical Extraploitations up, you'll be more of a D-bag.

by TR Slyder April 6, 2009