Squirrelly Dart

A tight and attractive female who dances and moves in a squirrelly, or sexually erotic fashion using back and forth, and up and down motions as to attract the opposite sex.

Squirrelly Darts are usually mysterious in nature, and only come out to do squirrelly actions before they retreat.

They often only take part in the squirrelyness for the chase, once the male has decided take the bate the dart refuses to act squirrelly anymore.

Can often be found at business school functions or downtown in certain bars, distinctly noticeable from other darts by their squirrlleyness, and from other squirrels by the dart in them.

"Man that (insert name, eg: Dana) is some squirrelly Dart"

by TurboViper April 16, 2007

Squirrelly turds

A bowel movement that is somewhere between normal and diarrhea. Consistently crescent shaped and varying in number.

I went to a kegger last night and have had squirrelly turds all morning.

by BoeZoe May 27, 2010

Squirrelly Bitch

Adjective. Used to describe someone with bizarre and strange qualities. Usually meaning that s/he has something to hide and is has qualities exhibited by rodents.

That Shea is one squirrelly bitch. No one can trust her.

by MU352 October 11, 2014

squirrelly drip

When a foxy girl with a huge baz on her period lets it drip off the hairs into a guys mouth

That sick fuck Tom let that bird give him a squirrelly drip last night.

by Oogle Boogle April 27, 2006

Squirrelly Saunter

The way you walk after someone pushes your testicles into your rectum during sexual intercourse, so named for the squirrel, who hides its nuts.

"That guy is walking slyly, yet demurely."

"Yes, he's doing the squirrelly saunter."

-or-

"That sex was hot last night, but today I had to squirrelly saunter into work."

-or-

"That guy dances like his balls are up his ass. He's doing the Squirrelly Saunter."

by Virgovibes December 23, 2008

squirrelly gutters

expression used to show lack of interest. can be compared to words phrases like "i don't care" or "whatever"

bret: where's your band?
qwan: ...
bret: squirrelly gutters

OR

qwan: so today i was at the mall..
bret: -_- squirrelly gutters

by qwan allman August 25, 2008

Squirrelly Job

When a female surgically removes the nuts from a male’s sac and inserts his nuts into her vagina than the woman proceeds to squeezes her pussy lips together until the nuts pop.

Yo Steve your mom gave me a squirrelly job last week and i still can't walk right.

by mgkibbles March 28, 2008