squelching

the sloppy sounds of sex when one has a really wet vagina to fuck.

"Leah, what were you doing last night? I swear I heard squelching"

"No, I swear we were just talking and making out"

"Damn girl, i had to pee on the porch"

by Ali THE COOLEST May 31, 2005

squicking

The practice one takes up when skullfucking becomes tedious. Skullfucking is the easiest of the two acts, as you only have to remove your partners eye to get somewhere to stick your thingy. A proper squicking requires you to trephine your partner (make a hole in your partners skull) and pork its brain this way. Aiming for the gap between the two hemispheres is said to provide you with firestorming orgasms.

Und tuh buscotini mosta umpotee cunder squicked mayee.

(And the {retarded babble} squicked me)

by Mike January 21, 2004

squouching

TO Squouch is to curl up into a small ball like a sneaky covenant elite.

Look at that guy that is squouching by the wall.

by andy schultz May 4, 2005

squishing twinkies

Girl giving a hand job to 2 guys at the same time until climax

Ex: "Did you hang out with Clarence and Chris last night?"
"Yes. I was totally squishing twinkies"

by Hardenhiggles July 14, 2014

squichin

The hole in between your ass cheeks

Oh shit, I think a rat just crawled into my squichin

by BackburnerJohnson January 1, 2020

SquidThings

Also referred to as, THEBEAST, SquidThings is a figment of ones imagination that comes up when overdosing on a foreign drug known as "Candy-Coated Rocks". Though todays science is not able to figure out the cause of this side effect or what it even is, it is well known that when communicating with this entity you will slowly lose your state of mind and a great depression will succumb. Please be cautious when discussing your interests with this being for it will call everything (factual or not) "peak", if this happens please contact your local church.

A: I was talking to SquidThings a few weeks ago.

B: May god bless you and rid you of your demon.

by Christianity Today June 24, 2022

squircling

when some body would laugh so hard they would cum. Usually used as a sarcastic expression.

" I laughed so hard i basicly scuircled."
"He thought the joke was so funny he started squircling."

by kevin is not my name April 25, 2010