Squash cougar

A squash cougar is a mature lady who enjoys partaking in the occasionally game of squash. And who can often be found, posting pictures of themselves on the internet inserting squash rackets into different orifices.

Gina's mum is a proper squash cougar, I seen her on squashcougartube she had a 145 head deep in her box. It was boss.

by Rego45 May 2, 2014

What the squash

A term used as a reaction to events, instead of using the overused expression what the f**k

"What the squash are you doing in the fridge!?"

by REALLYTHdudE April 12, 2020

Squash Ass

The intense amount of pain in the buttox region that is a consequence of playing too much squash. Due to muscle soreness.

I played squash for four hours today after not having played it in three years. I'm going to have a serious case of squash ass tomorrow.

by squasherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr January 7, 2009

Squash Door

Tiny square door that allows one to enter a squash court.

Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo: "Why did they make this squash door so freakin small??"
Billy Bo Dean: "Because if they were regular size, we would tear the space time continuum... Duh"

by Chester Huntington October 4, 2008

dirty squash

A lap-dance from an overweight, usually hairy, and rather scantily clad, man. Usually purchased as a joke at Bachelorette parties for the future bride-to-be.

We bought Trish a dirty squash for her party. She was soooo grossed out when he came out in a g-string!

by Sam Ardin September 10, 2010

Squash Punting

The Ancient Sport of long distance goal kicking. This sport is played with 1 or more players. Players draw a line in the dirt and form equal teams, depending on the number of player, behind the line. Distances from the starting line are measured and marked, usually done by ft. using 5,10,15 & 20 as markers. The players then take turns punting an organically grown and uncooked Squash. Points are earned based on the distance at which the squash impact the ground, rolling is not calculated into the score. The games ends when the squash is damaged beyond further use. At this point scores are added up and the team with the highest average wins.

"I'm bored, let's go squash punting."

by Graffen November 9, 2011

spaghetti squash

A mediocre clarinet player that's acting like a little bitch.

Shut the fuck up, spaghetti squash.

by HorseDemonKing May 6, 2014