squank

to break, fuck up, or manifest Murphy's Law at any time/

3 AM....nerdly white dude gets a flat right in the ghetto. His whole thing got squanked at that moment.

by delBeafus Montgomery October 30, 2003

squank

to fornicate and or masturbate

I squanked that bitch till morning

by Giant Cockasaurus August 9, 2003

squank

a chubby little baby, dribbling from the mouth

awww look at the lil squank!

by gineyMC December 9, 2008

squank

so basically its the superlative of skank... as in the same way u say, fast, faster, fastest, u say damn ugly, skank and squank.

Look at the SQUANKy gurl man.

by pukstar June 16, 2004

squank

the act of farting,to fart

"That squank really stinks"

by donk026 October 24, 2004

Squank

An overwhelming disgust or unpleasantness.

Can you believe how squank her hair is?
That picture made me feel squank.

by TheSquankMan April 21, 2018

Squank

Referring to a young man who has a strong love of computers and programming, but is physically disabled and tends to waddle like a penguin. "Squank" can also refer to the noise that someone would make if they don't get their way in life. A "Squank" also typically follows the beliefs of his or her or zhe or zher God, Donald J. Trump, and verbally obliterates all Left-leaning disabled members of society who stand in his way, or "F*cking Libtards" in his words.

Wow, I've seen many squanks today yelling at Best Buy employees. Jeez, there's another one making Jimmy cry for genuinely believing Socialism will work in the USA.

by Swedish_Born March 24, 2019