spunk bowser

refering to females who sleep with numerous different partners in close proximety of one another using no contraception. you know who you are.

joe: hey andy, did you sleep with that spunk bowser linzi last night?
andy: yeah.

by paddy farrell September 26, 2004

Felonious Spunk

Sexual assault committed while jazz music is playing.

He prefers modal jazz when inflicting his Felonious Spunk.

by Lars von Schittenberg October 22, 2012

spunkazoid

a term to describe a girl who loves swallowing cum and as a result has put on wieght

dude1: the chick mandy swallowed my whole load last night

dude2: bro she swallowed mine too

dude3: yeah mandy is a bit of a spunkazoid

by o-nizzle April 16, 2010

fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble

probably the best and most creative insult ever directed at a person, as used by Ben Kingsley in the film Sexy Beast

Aitch, you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble!
If you keep lookin' at me, I'll put you in the fucking ground!

by Becks69 January 9, 2008

spanking machine

When it's your birthday in Mrs. Forester's gym class. Everyone in the class lines up behind each other with their feet spaced apart. The birthday person crawls between the legs while getting spanked by their classmates.

It's your birthday, you know what that means! It's time for the spanking machine.

by Conant Elementary School March 10, 2009

spunk gargler

Usual money shot in any porno film. Derogatory term for homosexual. See also 'man-mouthwash'.

No wonder his breath stinks the spunk gargler has been using man-mouthwash again

by Nick T W January 30, 2008

Spunk Noodle

When you have a Toss , you cum on your hand and leaves a line of cum hunging of your hand, looking much like a noodle.verb.

Bramah!, you are a right spunk noodle!

by Mushy:P March 5, 2009