sprizzard

Usually found in the winter-weather-hell (yet still awesome) Great Lakes States, a sprizzard is when spring starts and it's like in the high 60s for awhile, and the next day its 25 degrees and there's a foot of snow on the ground. again. Sprizzards exist to spoil your hopes of summer for awhile and usually occur around the end of lent. They really really really really really really really really really really really really really piss people (especially wisconsinites like me) off

weatherman: well, it's 70 degrees for the first time in 5 months, but there's a big cold front coming with a snowstorm, so be prepared folks!

average person: dang it, not a sprizzard!

by definitionatorizer March 29, 2009

spizzanks

The new alternative to thanks or spanks. Used primarily when others do nice things for you. Adds a little fo shizzle to your daily dizzle!

Person 1 - "I got your ticket already."
Person 2 - "Spizzanks"

by Chris Sp May 16, 2008

Sprizzy

A sprite from McDonald's when you're high off your ass

Man dog I was so fucked up last night until I drank that sprizzy

by Bmthelvadam September 1, 2021

Sprizzim

A sprite with jizz shot into it.

That bitch talked shit to me, so I fed her a sprizzim

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

sprizzle

The art of "thaaaaaaat" fluid (cough cough) slowly drizzling....(this word originated from a dumb blonde that used it to ecstaticly describe the slow drizzle from her spray bottle)

"Sprizzle my nizzle fo shizzle! Ya dizzle?"

by Chelsea & Abriana July 24, 2006

scrizzable

An adapted way of play the copyrighted game scrabble with the use of slang terms.

-ing, the act of fusing slang with any sort of thing, place, action or idea not commonly known to use slang.

The four homies playing scrizzable actually used their Z's.

The pimp got bored one day so he started scrizzabling Uncle Tom's Cabin

by scrizzbler May 25, 2004

Spizzank my Mizzonkey

A gangsta way to say that your not getting any pussy.
Also see masturbation.

Jo:What you doin tonight man?
Jim:Imma go spizzank my mizzonkey.

by Ducheon February 15, 2008