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Ted’s Spread

In Jarts (lawn darts); the act of fluffing the hoop with your buttocks facing the court of play. With the proper attire, you’re man bits should be visible.
Oh great, here comes Ted’s spread...
by Mad Skeezy May 11, 2018
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Spetsnaz

spehtz-nahz

Russian special forces skilled in highly-advanced CQB, and with the objective of getting behind the enemy lines and getting the job done quickly and efficiently.

Although they lost their fame at the end of the Cold War, they are still highly-capable soldiers trained on all aspects, including counterterrorism.

See also GRU.
"I'd like to take Spetsnaz training so I can fight like those guys from The Hunted."
-me
by Dave September 8, 2004
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prison spread

A meal made by inmates in prison. Typically spread is a Top Ramen base that can be augmented to a specific flavor by using chips, canned meat, or other foods that are also available in the prison store. Spread can vary by culture, as a Hispanic person may use different ingredients when compared to an Asian's spread.

Spread is an important part of prison life. It allows inmates, who are given their required meals, the ability to be creative and use culinary skills. Sharing spread in prison shows a sign of respect.
I was in the pen for 5 years and learned to make some mean prison spread with Fritos and canned chili.
by Britnasty October 23, 2013
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sorete

In Argentina:
a) A stool, a turd, a pice of shit;
b) Someone bad, evil or traitorous; or
c) Something worthless, insignificant.
a) -(golpeando la puerta de un baño ocupado) Está ocupado?

-No, soy el sorete que aprendió a hablar.

- - - - - -

-(knocking on busy bathroom's door) -Is there anyone in there?

-No, I'm the turd who learnt how to speak.

b) "¡Ese tipo es un sorete mal cagado!"; That guy is a turd poorly shat; and

c) "¡Tu mamá no sabe un sorete!"; Your momma doesn't know shit!
by Pablorth January 1, 2011
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spread betting

A good way of losing thousands of Euros in double quick time by backing financial or sports markets to either rise or fall. You bet a (relatively) small amount per point of the index which can fluctuate by hundreds (or if you are (un)lucky thousands) of points within a few weeks. On the plus side, you can open and close your bet at any time - sometimes you might open a position which you could hold on to for as long as 3 or 4 months. If there is rapid activity in your favoured direction, you might get out within hours and take a small profit.
Two examples of spread betting:

1. Dow Jones 'March 2007' might have a spread as follows 11200-11215. If you think the market will go up you buy at 215 hoping it will end anywhere higher than this. If conversely you think that the market will go back into the 10,000s you 'Sell' and wait for the market to fall before closing your position.

2. Cricket bet. England 2nd innings of the 4th Test vs Pakistan. The spread might be something like 295-305. If you think England will score 400+ you might buy this position at 1 Euro per run. If they score 405 you win 100 Euros.
by Jonathan FeBland (Znethru) August 18, 2006
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speeto

A speeto is a person shamelessly addicted to amphetamines, or speed.
"Luke is such a fucking speeto"
by Lillllia March 6, 2023
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Fish Spread

When ya go down on dat pussy and spread dem lips and she got da stank puss.
Ohhhhhhhh whew baby you gots da fish spread. Wash dat crack.
by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017
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