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Spooch

A pathetic adult who displays a variety of non-endearing child-like traits. For instance, an adult who is content to be taken care of, watch porn, and consume a steamy cup of porridge snuggled up on the couch all day. A man who remains an eternal consumer but not a producer.
"Niall is such a spooch: he only wants to play video games all day and have his mom make porridge for him every morning." "Andre looked at me with a spooch-like face after I made an innocent joke about the hole in his shirt."
by PanderSpooch January 8, 2015
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spooch

a word of 2 components, the first part being spoon, an insult that tops all others. and the second part being gooch, meaning the part just under your ball sack.
by SpoochDealer June 12, 2019
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spooch

the sound a new-born baby makes after coming out of his mother.
- Link Neal, GMM
"Spooch, spooch!"
by Mythical294 June 25, 2020
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Spooch

Cum in a sandwich. Spooch
by LeGayTobo November 10, 2020
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Squeedily Spooch

The Squeedily Spooch is an organ, found in the Irkin body.
First heard in Nickeloden's only good show, Invader Zim, in the episode "Dark Harvest". It controls all bodily functions. Getting hit in the Squeedily Spooch proves to be quite painful for any Irkin, as we discover, when Zim, the main character of the show, falls to the ground after receiving a blow from a dodge ball, clutching his midsection, where the Squeedily Spooch is located.

It's like a human male, receiving a kick to the testicular region.
*WHAM!*

Human: Arrrgh! My organs!

Zim: Whahahaha!! Inferior human organs!!!

*WHAM!!*

Zim: Auugh!! My Squeedily Spooch!

-Zim and the little human boy, in the "Dark Harvest" episode.
by ADD Robot October 16, 2009
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squiggly-spooch

A organ that Invader ZIM has.
An Irken Empier organ that all aliens have.
ZIM:Ouch you hit my squiggly-spooch!!
by Eric Buntain March 8, 2008
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Squeedily Spooch

The irken equivelent of an organ, it controls all bodily functions.

Hurts when hit by dodge ball.
"auugh! My Squeedily Spooch!"
by got_human? February 10, 2005
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