A married, government official, who gets caught administering substantial amounts of money to have sex with a prostitute(s) over the course of many months/years well aware how wrong it is and the consequences.
I hope one day when I become governor of New York I do not become a spitzer, and if I do, I hope I do not have a coach sleezy happen to me.
by Brett Lindros The Mayor of Glenside March 19, 2008
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Kent:*Grabd bottle to drink some* DAMNIT KYLE YOU SPITZLEIZED MY DRINK..... Ugh ill have to refill it
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Kyle:Thanks *Guzzles water*
Kent:*Grabd bottle to drink some* DAMNIT KYLE YOU SPITZLEIZED MY DRINK..... Ugh ill have to refill it
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He got caught cheating? He shouldn't have been thinking with his little spitzer!
(popularized after former New York Governor Spitzer's sex scandal)
(popularized after former New York Governor Spitzer's sex scandal)
by bethidee March 14, 2008
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The opposite of a sleazier style of cougar.
The opposite of a sleazier style of cougar.
"Can you believe how that old guy tried to hit on my girlfriend? What a spitzer!"
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"You think she's a cougar? You should see my boss - he's a real spitzer!"
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"You think she's a cougar? You should see my boss - he's a real spitzer!"
by Treasure Island April 5, 2008
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2. Regional. Taking joy from someone contracting a sexually transmitted infection.
2. Regional. Taking joy from someone contracting a sexually transmitted infection.
Emily reveled in Spitzenfreude when her husband's dalliances left him with a crotch full of itchy crabs.
by Orleans Perish July 25, 2008
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by Bob Caron March 13, 2008
Get the spitzer mug.If one engages in a wrong activity, confident that one will not get caught, but the activity unexpectedly emerges to the surface and brings the downfall, one spitzers himself.
Johnny spitzered himself when his plagiarism he committed fifteen years ago was caught: he lost his tenure.
by Jean-Baptiste Eisenhower April 21, 2008
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