spidermonkey

pubic lice that are extra large., an STI (sexualy transmited insect)

stay away from that hole, she got spidermonkey crawling around.

by ink_addict_rob June 6, 2010

SpiderMonkey

AKA Daniel Stumpf

someone that has no knowledge of being called this but is so by others because of the funny faces while working out

Spidermonkey? ohh, you mean Daniel Stumpf from the Detroit Tigers.

Joe had another spidermonkey workout.

by Power Words June 29, 2018

Spiderpenis

The term describes a state in which the penis becomes severely swollen and red after being bitten by a spider. It is usually accompanied by an uncomfortable itching sensation that, when taken care of, only worsens one's situation. Remedies are unknown, good luck.

Guy 1: What the hell! I think I have spiderpenis...
Guy 2: Woah, stay away from me! I dont want to catch it.
Guy 1: Its not contagious you dillhole. A spider bit my dick.

by Down wit tha O.S.P. July 26, 2009

Spidermonkey

Bella Swan. The main character in the Twilight series.

Edward Cullen to Bella Swan: "You better hold on tight Spidermonkey."

by AmericanReject March 2, 2009

spidermonkey

horn dog...somebody who is VERY horny!

your new girlfriend is a spidermonkey

by courtney f. March 15, 2005

spidermonkey

A sexual move combining the spiderman and monkey face moves.

"You superman that ho?" "No." "You robocop that ho?" "No." "You spiderman that ho?" "Close, I made that ho a spidermonkey."

by JLinHK May 23, 2008

spidermonkey

A term used in Talladega Nights. Meaning an attack of animal rage.

Also a term used to discribe an intermural team and group of people on MSU's campus in KY. After watching the movie it bacame a rage and everyone wants to be a MG spidermonkey.

"I'm gonna come at you like a spidermonkey"
"Look at you spidermonkeys!"
"Spidermonkeys are awesome and Peguins suck!"

by Msuspidermonkey September 17, 2008