sperm swap

This is typically done with three or more people. When a guy cums after having sex, he will typically ejaculate into one person's mouth. After he is done, the person with all the semen will give some to the other person and typically make out with each other so the semen is exchanged.

Male: I'm gonna cum!
Female 1: Cum in my mouth for me! Mmmm, it tastes so good!
Female 2: I want some too! Why not do a sperm swap?

* Exchanges semen *

Female 2: You're right, it does taste good!

by SLAY3R 30 September 7, 2016

sperm slap

When you store your cum in a jar and walk around the streets putting your hand in it and then slapping every woman you see in the face, covering it with cum.

Hey, remember Giovanni?
Oh yes that 25 year old guy walking around Bologna sperm slapping women.
Noice!

by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 22, 2020

Sperm Squad

A group of extra cool kids the have the words "cum" "sperm" or "cell" in their name and follow cumcell and sperm squad on Insta

Sperm Squad is the best squad in the universe.

by the_roman_sperm November 9, 2018

Sloppy Sperm Slap

The act of slapping a female with your jizz filled hand after intercourse.

After Mary recieved the Ethopian Eye Drop, her boyfriend wiped some jizz off her eye and performed the SSS (Sloppy Sperm Slap).

by Nigit November 17, 2007

sperm sponge

A woman who seems to have a tendancy to soak up semen from all directions with no obvious limitation.

stop pestering, ive shagged you 15 times already and its nearly time for breakfast.. Go make me a full english you fucking sperm sponge..

by Drex Johnson November 3, 2008

Sperm stealer

Women who tells a man she is on birth control or cannot have babies and then whines up pregnant.

After our first child my wife told me she couldn't get pregnant 11 years later when i was asking for a divorce she magically got pregnant. Well too bad for her I left anyway now looking to see if I can sue her for lying and being a sperm stealer.

by misstress69 February 19, 2012

sperm shot

When a man tries to ejaculate into a person's mouth from a distance.

Adam hit a half court shot with that sperm shot!

by deftonepiper September 25, 2008