spesticles

when you dress your penis up with glasses

last night i made some cool spesticles that looked like elvis.

by God May 13, 2005

shit tinted spectacles

Opposite of the metaphorical "rose-tinted spectacles", whose wearers see only the bad points in something.

Stop looking back through shit tinted spectacles!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

spectacle

1, grand public diplay,procession,perfomance,etc;

The sunrise seen from high in the mountains was a tremendous
spectacle.

make a spectacle of oneself by arguing with the waiter

by Jack.Feng May 6, 2008

Spectacles

The Greek god of expensive sunglasses and all that is obvious.

Guy with orange hat.

by Newman June 29, 2003

spectacles

1. Harry Potter glasses.
2. Circle glasses.
3. Old-timey glasses.

"Do you like my new Harry Potter glasses, Mrs. Mendoza?" asked the child. "You mean SPECTACLES." snapped the mean old teacher.

by mouthrat January 5, 2019

Homo-Spectacle

Someone who pretends to be gay in order to gain the attention of somebody of the opposite sex.

Karen became an open homo-spectacle in order to gain the attention of Brad, claiming she scissored with Jordan.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

make a spectacle

The act of ejaculating on your girlfriends eyeglasses.

"Sorry baby I didn't mean to make a spectacle."

by bmpimpin November 20, 2011