Southampton

A place where a lot of Polish people reside.

There’s a lot of Polish people in Southampton

by Death Menace September 7, 2022

Southampton

A city the second you step in, you want to leave. Don’t live, shop, or even go to uni here. You will want to die. Also most dangerous city in Hampshire. The civilians in Southampton are inbred, crackheads or gays. all 3 sometimes.. The schools are shit too. Don’t ever come here. It could be the biggest regret of your life.

person 1: “hey yk southampton?”
person 2: “the city full of inbred wankers?”
person 1: “Yeah!”

by soton menace November 22, 2021

Southampton Chandler

A technique for courtship practiced on the South Coast (usually in a nightclub, but can also be effective in libraries and hospitals). The maneouvre begins by working oneself into a unholy sweat, sauna's may be used, however the purists shun this frivilous aid.
Next the participant (using a feminine alias, such as Justin or Miranda) must choose his target and incessantly annoy them with a socially inept dogma - this can result in a 'pull'.
If the distinctly average looking target (gender unspecified) can be lured to a bedroom, the ritual mating will begin. This usually lasts for about 15 minutes or until the 'gurning fuck lizard' is so 'gunked up' her tears taste salty. Real Salty.

Illegal in most civilised worlds.

Justin: You know I created the Southampton Chandler

Girl: Get the fuck away from me, you depraved, red, sweaty fuck.

Justin: I'll put you down as a maybe.

by adebayormiddletondrive May 9, 2009

southampton middle school

Where all the peeps are gay and have sex in lockers like hoes

Hey I go to Southampton middle school

by xx_daddyjuice_xx August 21, 2019

Southampton F.C.

Possibly the greatest team ever to grace the beautiful game with possibly the best players in the history of the game all having times at the greatest club in the world, including the best player of all time Matt Le Tissier.

Matt: Yay, i have southampton F.C. tickets
George: Wow you lucky bow *bows down in awe*
Matt: I know!

by tedfred123 August 2, 2007

Southampton Solent University

Southampton Institute with a face lift. Is in fact the second worst Uni in the UK (only because some other dump, didn't submit itself for inspection!)
Populated by 'Students of an Alternative Academia' (aka, Media Studies and Catering degrees)
A scar on the face of beautiful Southampton.
Also known as the 'dimstitute'

"I say good man, where's that degree you've acquired from?"

"It's from Southampton Solent University like!"

"Don't you mean the 'dimstitute'? FUCK OFF, you Gypsy, go find a job at Maccy D's!"

by Alasdair Weeks October 25, 2005

Southampton Highschool

A high school located on the eastern end of Long Island, New York. 75% of the students look 5 years younger than their age and 100% of the faculty are homosexual. Over the years, Southampton HS has steadily become more and more soft as penalties for contraband such as Juuls become more severe and each senior class leaves, causing the junior grade, consisting of faggots, to become the new seniors. This process has resulted in what we now know as Southampton Highschool.

Principle: “what’s this? An empty juul pod? One week suspension”

Student: “what the fuck? What a Southampton Highschool”

by Baby Zahn August 28, 2019