A person who dances funky disco with a dollar in their mouth at a party. Solid gold dancers are often found at weddings, bar mitzvahs and birthday parties. They can also be described as embarrassments, psycho, and crazy. They are mostly parents, grandparents and old men and old women.
girl 1: "Carly you're the best solid gold dancer ever!"
girl 2: "Thanks, I learned it from this old guy I met at
the wedding I went to last week."
girl 1: "Wow can you teach me at the bar mitzvah on
Saturday night?!"
girl 2: "No problem Lee! We will totally be the best
dancers there!"
girl 2: "Thanks, I learned it from this old guy I met at
the wedding I went to last week."
girl 1: "Wow can you teach me at the bar mitzvah on
Saturday night?!"
girl 2: "No problem Lee! We will totally be the best
dancers there!"
by nuggers April 24, 2006
by Krissy that king June 21, 2003
From the twitter feed of Daniel Lin, economics professor at American University in Washington, DC:
Early Iowa results
REP
29% Punchable Face
25% Solid Gold Dumpster Fire
21% Tracy Flick
DEM
51% Pending Indictment
49% Venezuela
Early Iowa results
REP
29% Punchable Face
25% Solid Gold Dumpster Fire
21% Tracy Flick
DEM
51% Pending Indictment
49% Venezuela
by SuperFreakDog July 20, 2016
What Lonna doesn’t understand and what mollie thinks she knows, and what maya thinks you can just stick on, what malia thinks you can smoke and what abbie thinks is a game
by Heyarnold September 25, 2017
This is a term used to describe the Mercedes Benz of idiots; gifted with the rarefied ultra-premium artisinal brand of stupidity that has to be cultivated deep within the fiery heart of a mountain of ignorance.
This being has no self -awareness, and exists simply to consume , make animal noises approximating speech, and cower at the lash.
This animal thrives in "safe spaces" where hurtful language and corrective violence are absent to deter the progression of a run-of-the-mill Gump into a creature with an unwarranted sense of self-righteous moral authority, known as a "Solid Gold Retard".
This being has no self -awareness, and exists simply to consume , make animal noises approximating speech, and cower at the lash.
This animal thrives in "safe spaces" where hurtful language and corrective violence are absent to deter the progression of a run-of-the-mill Gump into a creature with an unwarranted sense of self-righteous moral authority, known as a "Solid Gold Retard".
Person 1; "I was driving to work this morning, but these Davos kids playing climate change activist glued themselves to the pavement, and made me late, now I'm on probation"
Person 2; "What a pack of Solid Gold retards"
Person 2; "What a pack of Solid Gold retards"
by Bad Ostrich July 19, 2024