by chops69 January 21, 2009
When a kid with an extremely greasy mullet and a trashe stache, sexually manipulate you to do odd sexual favors( ie: licking peanut butter off of your dick) when you are under the influence, or by means of cash.
Girl:This sucks, the whole schoolhates me.
Freind: Why?
Girl: Chris snyderized me last night while i was totally wasted! Don't tell anyone, but he made me shave his balls then eat whipped cream out of his asshole!
Freind: Why?
Girl: Chris snyderized me last night while i was totally wasted! Don't tell anyone, but he made me shave his balls then eat whipped cream out of his asshole!
by Kewie Bartheloumeo December 20, 2005
What my gay-ass english teacher says whenever she makes a gay-ass comment about a gay-ass book... she should die.
Me: "Hey, mrs snyder, fuck you!"
Mrs. Snyder: "Huck Finn is a racist novel... Snyderism!"
Me: "I'll slit your fucking throat!"
Mrs. Snyder: "Huck Finn is a racist novel... Snyderism!"
Me: "I'll slit your fucking throat!"
by Nick, Jon, and a faggot April 25, 2005
Melina: Mrs. Munroe sure got Snydered by that new sales guy, didn't she?
Glenda: I wish I was the boss so someone would snyder me. I'd provide job security and lunch to anyone who'd fuck me.
Melina & Glenda: Hahahahhhahahhahhahaahaha
Glenda: I wish I was the boss so someone would snyder me. I'd provide job security and lunch to anyone who'd fuck me.
Melina & Glenda: Hahahahhhahahhahhahaahaha
by Real Wisemheimer February 11, 2010
To overpay for a product (athelete) usually to ludicrous amounts, in reference to Dan Snyder- owner of the Washington Redskins.
Q: Danny-boy paid $8.6M for a trade for Mark Brunnell??
A: Yep- he got Snydered again. Just like he did with Bruce Smith and Jeremiah Trotter.
A: Yep- he got Snydered again. Just like he did with Bruce Smith and Jeremiah Trotter.
by JK March 03, 2004
The process of destructive alteration of a mold or machine component (or any metallic object) that results in wreckage and hilarity. Assault and battery committed against any tool.
Poncho better cancel all of his appointments...we've got level 2 snyder-ization in Lil Erie.
A 2" pin won't fit into a 1" hole - until you snyderize it.
A 2" pin won't fit into a 1" hole - until you snyderize it.
by Gomez Sprinkles February 28, 2008
1) Someone who claims to have been everywhere, done everything, and feels the need to always one up you because they're pissed that their life and accomplishments have amounted to nothing.
2) Someone who works in customer service and has no real authority, but targets younger associates using his age as justification to give orders.
3) One who has been known to financially butt fuck fellow associates, but makes up for it once a week when he brings everyone bagels.
4) A self proclaimed tennis pro
2) Someone who works in customer service and has no real authority, but targets younger associates using his age as justification to give orders.
3) One who has been known to financially butt fuck fellow associates, but makes up for it once a week when he brings everyone bagels.
4) A self proclaimed tennis pro
1. Guy 1) Dude, I just got back from Hawaii. I took surfing lessons and rode my first wave!
Guy 2) That's cool, I used to teach surfing when I lived in Australia. I went pro and even won a few competitions.
Guy 1) Oh, so you're saying you're better than me? You're such a Snyder bro.
2. Employee 1) Hey, go fix me a cup of coffee... 1 cream and 2 sugars.
Employee 2) No way, I'm in the middle of some shiz. Plus I'm not your bitch.
Employee 1) Son, I'm 48 years old. You better show me respect!
Employee 2) *mumbles* Goddamn Snyder
3. Rick) Man, that new guy ass fucked me on my paycheck again!
Chris) Yeah dude, looks like you got fuckin Snydered.
4. Girl) Hey Bryan, did you see that guys sweet moves on the tennis court earlier? He's such a Snyder.
Bryan) *shrugs* It's fucking tennis.
Guy 2) That's cool, I used to teach surfing when I lived in Australia. I went pro and even won a few competitions.
Guy 1) Oh, so you're saying you're better than me? You're such a Snyder bro.
2. Employee 1) Hey, go fix me a cup of coffee... 1 cream and 2 sugars.
Employee 2) No way, I'm in the middle of some shiz. Plus I'm not your bitch.
Employee 1) Son, I'm 48 years old. You better show me respect!
Employee 2) *mumbles* Goddamn Snyder
3. Rick) Man, that new guy ass fucked me on my paycheck again!
Chris) Yeah dude, looks like you got fuckin Snydered.
4. Girl) Hey Bryan, did you see that guys sweet moves on the tennis court earlier? He's such a Snyder.
Bryan) *shrugs* It's fucking tennis.
by Jmoneyyo November 01, 2013