scoticles

Fuzzy baby-blue slippers with a polka dot bow

Q: "Where are my scoticles?"
A: "Under the bed; where you left them."

by Scoticles are the best! February 7, 2010

Slotsicle

A frozen dildo

That girl really needs to chill. Or get laid. Maybe she should just kill two birds with one stone and use a slotsicle.

by Cambridge Comma July 20, 2019