Snitches get bitches

Contrary to popular belief, snitches accumulate massive amounts of bitches due to their never ending thirst for delivering justice.

Chad: after I reported the serial killer to the police bitches surrounded me

Snitches get bitches

by A J1 Potomac steam locomotive October 26, 2022

Snitches are bitches

If you are a snitch, you must be a bitch.

Mob hitman #1: Why'd you kill him?

Mob hitman #2: Snitches are bitches.

by BillBoBobJimJoe May 7, 2012

snitches get stitches

A threat made when a punk ass tells the cop where your homie be stayin.

Marlon: "Yo dog, I had to tell the po-pos
where Jackie was stayin."
Kenn: "Snitches get stitches!"

by JackKennHanson January 18, 2009

bitcher snitcher

a person that calls the cops on his/her friends because they played a joke on that person and that person was such a bitch about it that they snitched on them.

"... mann we sure punked chris brown last night, and you know what that bitcher snitcher did? he called the cops on us.

by james j fisher January 21, 2009

snitches

persons that report the illegal activities of other persons to the authorities, causing them disfavor in the eyes of those persons and their friends and pretty much anyone else whos not an asshole

ima fuck up those snitches that called the 5-0 when we were candyflippin at that party

by risewiththesmoke February 11, 2009

snitches

any of a group of people who report the activity and on goings of others to a third party, unusually an authority figure.

I can't believe those snitches... Telling the cops where we got our stash.

Snitches end up in ditches.

by youonlyliveonce July 22, 2009

Snitches get Kittens

a slang term describing snitching in Alaska. Per the History channel's gangland show, gangs in Alaska have zero reprecussions for snitching. In fact the Alaska gang landscape has been described as a "snitches paradise". In normal rhetoric the phrase snitches get stiches is used to describe the view most gangs take on snitching. In Alaska the phrase Snitches Get Kittens is more apt to be used in describing the attitude that gang members take toward snitching. Because gang members are not likely to retaliate for snitching, a basket of kittens, or just kittens will be used in the common phrase in place of stiches to describe the rammifications for informing on their gang member brethren.

Also- a flag football team know for their creative website and offensive antics often using violent maneuvers to defend their turf. Many times employing slide tackles, stiff arms, and shoulder drops instead of simply pulling the flag.

Yo, did you talk to Marlon yet? We saw Weezie leaving the PD w/ a basket full of kittens. You think he snitched? I don't think I know he did, snitches get kittens around here, you know that dawg.

by SnitchesGetKittens August 1, 2009