Snitchell 

A title given to any person who commits the act of dropping a dime or dimes on others without concious thought or care for the reprocutions the victim will suffer. Often times used to save one's own hide.

The boss was talking to snitchell yesterday and when I walked by, snitchell brought up the fact I banged the boss' daughter.

Snitchell by Moose Morgan October 29, 2010

Scatchell 

A person who feels the need to always one-up a story that you are telling to a group of people.

A person who is unsatisfied with someone else's story telling, so he/she must tell a similar story with a "better" ending result.

Why is it that everytime I tell a story, that "scatchell" has to butt in and ruin it!?

Scatchell by Centralra's December 16, 2008

Snitches Get Stitches

A saying indicating that "Snitches" or people who tell on others to police, partners etc. will get stitches, resulting from some kind of abuse (usually physical)

Snitch: "Sir, It was Tommy that sold me the drugs"
Tommy: "You better watch yourself punk, snitches get stitches"

Snitches Get Stitches by JJLM93 March 16, 2009

snatchelor party

a rather lame bachelor party that doesn't include strippers, midgets, hookers etc.

Man, josh is so pussy-whipped that he want to go play golf for his bachelor party, it's more like a snatchelor party cause he's being such a vagina.

snatchelor party by Charlie Badass March 5, 2011

snitches end up in ditches

A saying from Paul Bettany indicating that snitches, that is, people who spoil things will end up in ditches

Interviewer: Does anyone in this bus die in the Next Avengers
Someone: I-
Paul Bettany: SNITCHES END UP IN DITCHES

snitches end up in ditches by snitchesendupinditches May 3, 2021

Snitches get bitches 

The actual phrase commonly mistaken for "snitches get stitches" created to keep people from capitalizing on all the bitches you get from snitching.

Ya, heard that shit from greg on main street, i dont even care if im snitching, snitches get bitches.

Snitches get bitches by DrDogBalls June 2, 2017

snitches get stitches! 

an old piece of advice that still rings true today..indicating that somebody who snitches on somebody else shall reap the fit punishment.

While he sat in the interrogation room singing like I bird, I mouthed a simple reminder to him through the glass... "snitches get stitches!"

snitches get stitches! by dlee December 3, 2004