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Weave snatchery

The form of aggressively snatching someone’s weave leaving them weave-less.
*jessica aggressively snatches Linda’s weave* DANM THAT WAS SOME WEAVE SNATCHERY RIGHT THERE!!
by TeAAaaaAaA September 1, 2018
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snitches get stitches

An phrase used by urban communities that was intended to keep the police out of neighborhood business. The phrase reminds those seeking the help of police that their tattling will result in a severe beating. Unfortunately, This phrase has become a large reason why urban communities remain riddled with violence and poverty.
A: "I'm going to call the police, my brother. I just saw so-and-so kill David."
B: "You really shouldn't, my Nubian friend. After all, snitches get stitches."
A: "You are correct. I'll adhere to that maxim and let this sort of activity go unreported and unpunished."
by pseudiddlyoodonym August 9, 2012
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snitchblock

To stop an act of snitching already in progess.
Ms. Egan: Andrew can you PLEASE start singing!

Mr. Saucier: He's doing just fine Ms. Egan.

Gian to Bobby: YO! Sauce just Snitchblocked Ms. Egan
by Rgoetz1 August 3, 2007
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snotchety

A term reserved for constantly crabby younger persons, combined with an added element of young snobbishness (sometimes called "snotty") that usually accompanies the ill-temper of the individual.
Derived from the word "crotchety", which usually connotes an older ill-tempered individual(geriatric population)but combined with "snotty" to indicate a younger person.
Person 1: Hey did you see the episode of "Sweet Sixteen" when the girl flips out when 50 Cent did not show up at her party and she did NOT get a BMW?
Person 2: No, I can't watch that show, the kids are way too snotchety.

Person 1: I can't believe that T.A. told me to gain more perspective in my papers for Avant Garde Art Appreciation. What does that T.A. know anyway, I mean he hasn't even been to the birthplaces of avant garde like I have many of times before I even came to this university!
( walks out of the classroom still ruminating )
Person 2:(to fellow students) What a snotchety bitch! Next time she talks, I'm throwing her out in traffic
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snatchel

An overnight bag packed in preparation for a one-night stand or any other sexual encounter. Standard contents include: toiletries, cheap body spray, stain remover, condoms, lubricant, handcuffs, sex toys, GPS transmitter, pepper spray, mood music (Barry White, Marvin Gaye, R. Kelly, etc.), and emergency penicillin shot.
-"Gotta go. I just received a booty call."

-"Be careful."

-"Oh, don't worry, Mom. I always keep a snatchel in my trunk."
by das_commish January 10, 2011
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Snitchy Bitch

A girl who talks waaaay to much shit and people can't take it anymore. She usually get into lots of pointless fights and everyone hates her ugly rat face. She always asks for forgiveness but don't forgive her, it's no use. You have to take care of her by punching her.
Facebook
Alexis: YOU DUMB BITCH
Marry: what are you talking about? your the dumb bitch!

At school

Marry: You told the teachers? You snitchy bitch say all that shit to my face!

Alexis: don't touch me.... runs away

Another example
Alexis: Go have sex with all those natives
Katie: Punches her..God i hate snitchy bitches
Problem Solved
by dumbbitchesdie May 28, 2011
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Snitches get stitches

First coined by our Lord and savior Jesus Christ.
Said to Judas to let him know he will be punished for being a tattletale
Jesus said unto them:
Snitches get stitches
by MD Jorge May 17, 2018
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