Sneaky Pete

When you fall asleep at the toilet and someone gives you a blowjob while you are sleeping.

Yo dude, I think Lucas gave me a sneaky Pete last night.

by Chaddington Thundercock March 27, 2016

Sneaky Pete

When your cat dies and your mother buries it in the backyard without telling you.

Mike was freaking out because his mom pulled a sneaky pete and he didn't get to say goodbye to cat.

by Mtyzeidy March 23, 2010

Sneaky Pete

You are banging front-butts with a chick and she sneaks her enlarged penis looking clit up your ass.

I thought I was straight until she slipped me the sneaky pete last night. Now I know I am gay for sure...

by Sler April 15, 2009

sneaky pete

The use of a brown paper bag to conceal the contents or label of a bottle. The appearance of a sneaky pete has become synonomous with alcohol, so concealment is rarely achieved by using one.

"I can't drink this in public, i'm on probation you wanker!"

"Relaxe, just use a sneaky pete!"

by anthonyreid781 September 1, 2008

Sneaky Pete

Some sperm that leaves the penis before ejaculation or cumming.

Dude I thought you always pulled out.

Yeah I do it must have been a sneaky pete

by toofake123 November 7, 2011

sneaky pete

when you are doing a chick from behind and real quick you take your dick out, quickly slip it in and out of her butthole, and then quickly insert it back into her vagina. If she has the audacity to ask if you stuck your weiner into her butt, just play cool and pretend you have no idea what she's talking about.

Dude, I sneaky peted her last night and she asked 'what was that?', so i just acted like nothing happened.

by Bernii January 13, 2008

sneaky Pete

the sexual act of sneaking an object into a girls anus while having rear facing intercourse

to perform the "sneaky Pete" or "stinky Pete" ask her to do it from behind, bury her face in a pillow, then insert the following; a pencil/pen, a dildo, a tv remote, or anything near by without her noticing. oh and just for fun yell surprise right as you do it,.... why not.

by co- sneaky Pete creator. January 29, 2012