smober

to give up smoking cigaretts.

tom: hey, can i bum a butt?

tim: nah, i quit, i've been smober now for 30 days!

by sarah mckay May 4, 2008

Smooger

An accumulation of excessive semi-dried nasal mucus (boogers) as a result of breathing pollution (e.g. smog).

Damn, the smog in Mexico City causes some wicked smoogers.

by Cooperrrrrrrr March 30, 2009

Smolbert

A person who is suffering from Smolbert Syndrome. Smolbert Syndrome was first diagnosed by Doctor Cindy Loo Smolberg.

Wow man I think Jenny has smolberts! You could smell her from over here.

by hahahalolz November 23, 2018

smooder

To launch or hurl an object at a flat surface causing the object to flatten and adhere to the surface. The action may or may not change the physical properties of the incident surface.

"See this ball ... now it's smoodered! Coming off the wall, no stain. Magic huh!

by rwkt2018 December 18, 2018

snoobergesh

a scottish slang for a cigarette

heavy going oot for a snoobergesh with ma mukka

by snoobergeshmukka June 5, 2019

Scoobert doo

The real name of Scooby doo.
Very posh
Call him Scoobert not Scooby

Someone: I love Scooby doo
Intellectuals: Who? I only know Scoobert Doo

by brianjune November 9, 2019

smoofer

this word can substitute for any word that may not be appropriat to say at a particular time or place. if you are talking to someone about something private and dont want otehr people to understand what you are saying say SMOOFER!!!

i went home today and had me a nice smoofer

chris and me smoofered for almost 2 hours last nite!

pass me the smoofer

by Brittney Campbell May 10, 2005