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Will smithing

"will smithing" aka "pulling a will smith" is the act of over reacting to something after seeing that your wife is unhappy about it (even if at first you didn't seemed to care), sometimes even resorting to physical violence, shouting and being overall meme worthy.
a: "bro did you saw the oscars last night? Jada Pinkett's cuck husband pulled a will smith on Chris Rock"
b: "dammm really? Will Smith be will smithing"
by Daniel Falso March 28, 2022
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cock smitten

a female who is enraptured by the penis of a (new?) lover.
by Douglas J. Hill May 2, 2008
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Micah Smithers

A prepubescent boy who uses depreciating comedy and his rare but relatable sense of humor to make up for the fact that he has a teeny weeny, but a humungo bunghole.
Josh: Where's Micah Smithers?
Hall Monitor Helen: He's probably out there right now getting his hole stretched to the size of a shower drain!
Josh: Without me?
by definition_daddy👅💦 April 18, 2017
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Josh Smithin

This term is an adjective that refers to specific players on a basketball court.
For someone to be Josh Smithin, they must be trying to do a nasty dunk when ever touching the ball. They also tend to hold on to the ball for long periods of time, waiting for their moment to hit the lane, jump over some niggas, and fucking slam the ball in the hoop.
Some kid, who you thought couldn't do shit, just jumped from the free throw line and jammed the ball down another niggas throat.

Person: Damm that fucka be Josh Smithin!
by BOS street Bravo June 2, 2008
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Smithered

To excessively drink from evening till midnight and becoming blacked out till the point of total loss of bodily function
I started drinking around 6pm man and by midnight I was smithered.
by pureaspondice December 15, 2011
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Havin-swithen-bank

To 'have' ones banjo string snap while 'banking' one 'within' a girl (or boy).

A case of St. Swithin

Origin
St. Swithin (or more properly, Swithun) was a Saxon Bishop of Winchester. He was born in the kingdom of Wessex and educated in its capital, Winchester. He was famous for building churches as well as enforcing circumcision within his congregation.
Hey up, my penis is leaking puss after I was Havin-swithen-bank, I need to wrap it up.
by scampy the dog December 14, 2010
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Zach Smithing

The act of putting in more time and effort in to not doing work when it would have just been easier to actually do the work.
Maybe if I spend more time zach smithing, I too can get an Obama phone.
by BGP! October 25, 2012
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