Smidget

A smushed midget- usually used as an insult

Friend 1:OMG, did you see how short she was?

Friend 2: I know right, what a smidget!

by Maddi P November 25, 2011

smidget

A person a little taller than a midget, a smidge over a midget (in fact), but not quite a real person (148cm - 155cm)

Damo - Have you met Malone...the new short stop, he's a midget!
Gavin - Nah Bro, he's taller than that! He's a SMIDGET

by Short Cunt September 20, 2014

Smidget

A person in bare feet, carrying their kicks, whilst walking home from last night's party.

Shotgun sees a drunk girl and tells the driver to ease up:
Yo, check this bird out, she's waaaasted!!!

Driver - yells out the window: You look like a fuckin Smidget!

Shotgun starts singing to Lil Wayne's tune 'A Mili' - 'A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget'

by kiordz August 20, 2009

smidget

a word for a small penis also created on the same day in 2003 as its sister word lossop.

its best 2 wiggle your little finger when usin this as an insult.

by masta J May 13, 2005

Smidget

Slang for: “smaller than a midget” and is smaller than a smidgeon

“How much of this cake do you want?”
“I’ll just have a smidget”

by Slayinlife May 28, 2018

Smidget

An extremely short person, but not quite a midget or little person.

If Linda were just a smidgen shorter,she'd be a midget. But instead she is a smidget.

by Thrift store diva June 3, 2016

Smidget

The actual goat. The swag master. A true legend, Smidget is the best Pump it Up (rhythm game similar to Dance Dance Revolution) freestyler in the scene. Even though he’s older now, he’s still got it. Completley unbeatable, his legacy will live on for generations.

“Man, I wish I could freestyle like Smidget!”

by bromomentbabyface December 25, 2023