Smeat

Small Meat also known as a small dick or penis.

Ayy that boi Jimmy ova there, his girl said he gotta smeat.

Samara thought Jimmy had a big dick but turns out he had a smeat.

Used as an insult on someone who has a small dick.

by BigDickDeion December 14, 2019

Ben Smeaton

Small, gay and likes a twin

That N word is a Ben Smeaton

by Mr Nigeria May 7, 2019

do a smeaton

To rugby tackle someone to protect others

e.g John Smeaton tackling terrorists at Glasgow Airport

If that guy doesnt stop hassling those girls i'm going to do a smeaton on his ass...

by HBK Rules January 5, 2009

smeaty

super meaty. Soon to be a restaurant. Started in a simple game of Scrabble between two matthews...

I am gonna go eat the delicious mashed potatoes at Smeaty's, where mary's always cookin.

by Matty, Matt, Anna, Mary May 13, 2005

smeaton

Another name for vaginal smegma.

Female equivalent of knob cheese.

"Wash your snatch. I ain't eatin' no smeaton!"

by CynicalJester68 May 23, 2016

Smeautiful

sexy
+smart
+beautiful
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Smeautiful

usually named kate

look at them smeautiful women up in herrrr

by katekilluh April 9, 2008

shmeaut

short for "shmeautiful", a word that you put in front of someone's name if that person is beautiful and you do not want them or anyone around you to know you're talking about them.

I saw shmeaut at lunch today, he looked so fine!

by liltyrrizzy May 1, 2010