smarties tube

the shape of a penis that is the same girth all the way along

girl: did u pull that lad?
girl 2: yeah he rammed his smarties tube deep inside me

by Ivan1989 March 10, 2008

Smarties

This Sweet candy
is full with E numbers and Suger and Bees Wax :|
are they good for us?
__________

YEASSSSSSSH!

Boy:Hey you ate my smarties
Girl:no i diddnt.
Boy: i need my e-Numbers!!!
Girl: well as do i!
Boy:were are they
Girl: i dunno
*tumble weed*
Boy: hey hes hyper
Girl: E-Numbers=P..he ate your Smarties
Boy: hey your right
Randem kid flys past window
*IT WAS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!*

by The Smartie Lovers =] May 16, 2006

smarties

A unit of measurement used to describe the length of a woman's nipples by way of comparison to how many 'smarties' candies you would need to stack to equal the nipple length.

"The girl in the pink bikini is showing three smarties"

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

Smitties

short Tall Smitties

Small Titties

Hakoh: Yo, that girl got a big ass

Jackson: yea, but she got some smitties

by Hakoh August 24, 2008

Smarties

When a ladies nipples are erect under her shirt and it looks as though she has placed 2 smarties under it.

"hey! Looks like your smuggling some smarties!"
"mmm smarties"
"I'm not surprized you have smarties, it is a cold day"

by *Francis* June 15, 2007

smarties

Street name for Adderall, or amphetamine salts.

The drug and the candy look similar, but the drug actually makes you smart.
--Started by S.C. from Philly

"Yo lemme cop a smarty off you, tryna ace these finals."
"I like takin smarties when I drink, makes me feel invincible"

by steevcee November 4, 2015

smarties

Plural of Smarty

a bunch of smarties
Today i met with a group of tech smarties at the mall.

by Kessy Asuamah February 9, 2017