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Smashmouth

1.) The act of indulging copious amounts of alcohol and controlled substances
to the point of engaging in morally questionable behavior and poor decision
making (otherwise known as, having a good time).

2.) Waking up the next morning with little recollection of the previous night
or the name of the person laying naked next to you... or how they even got
here.

3.) Curing a vicious hangover with a late brunch and more alcohol while
gathering as much information as you can from third parties (also known as
'friends') to piece together the night before.

Synonyms: 1. Licentious 2. Hedonistic 3. Crunk
Antonyms: 1. Lame 2. Boring
We in East Atlanta tonight gettin smashmouth!

I cured the smashmouth with some shrimp n grits and a few bloody maries. Still don't remember how I met that dame.
by Agent of Change March 9, 2011
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smashmouth

Someone, typically a 'loose female' who will do anything sexual (usually for a cheap drink).
Oh her, she is a right old Smashmouth
by Bradley Rees August 23, 2006
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smashmouth

To shove food into your face hole with intentional force.
I smashmouthed three slices of pizza at lunch today.

smashmouthing is not for everyone please consult your doctor before trying it yourself. Do not use metal fork while smashmouthing, this could lead to puncture wounds.
by killer kenny May 17, 2007
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smashtor!

smashtor! is the omega-leveled union of grandmaster graham and gigantoid. smashtor has no known weaknesses.
dood, you dont want to fuck with grandmaster graham, he might join with gigantoid to form smashtor! and then he is unstoppable.
by grandmaster graham January 14, 2004
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sassportunity

I never miss a sassportunity
by Krizole September 8, 2010
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Smashmouth

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE RULE WAS GOING TO RULE ME I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHEEEEEEED SHE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB IN THE SHAPE OF A L ON HER FOREHEAD
Smashmouth is the goat
by H💿L💿 June 2, 2018
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Spassport

A passport but for extensive metagalatic travel extending the boundless four-dimensional continuum known as spacetime aka Space.
Hey, I finally got my Spassport. Call me Galatical😎.
by ?UHoe? January 5, 2021
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