smartie

A small, round, brightly coloured chocolate.

Wow, I love smarties!

by Izin2296 October 5, 2009

Smarties

This Sweet candy
is full with E numbers and Suger and Bees Wax :|
are they good for us?
__________

YEASSSSSSSH!

Boy:Hey you ate my smarties
Girl:no i diddnt.
Boy: i need my e-Numbers!!!
Girl: well as do i!
Boy:were are they
Girl: i dunno
*tumble weed*
Boy: hey hes hyper
Girl: E-Numbers=P..he ate your Smarties
Boy: hey your right
Randem kid flys past window
*IT WAS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!*

by The Smartie Lovers =] May 7, 2006

Smarties

When a ladies nipples are erect under her shirt and it looks as though she has placed 2 smarties under it.

"hey! Looks like your smuggling some smarties!"
"mmm smarties"
"I'm not surprized you have smarties, it is a cold day"

by *Francis* May 28, 2007

smarty

A smarty is a smart person.

Hey, you know him? He's a smarty.

by Ninja Clan Lord January 30, 2017

Smarties

Colorful candy great for smoking and getting high with friends at church camp.

Me: Hey Sam! Wanna go smoke some smarties with me?

Sam: I don’t know, I don’t wanna get caught by pastor Joe..

by LitFAM1719 February 9, 2018

Smarty

always into a good BBC, very desperate, likes thicc boys with nut bushes, is into DILF's.

that smarty chick, loves a good sugar daddy with BBC's

by yazzy&baz February 26, 2019

Smarties

A candy that's actually just legal cocaine, You can even snort it.

Some Dude: Hey! You got the smarties?
You: Yea
Both: *Snorts Smarties*

by Lilkii December 2, 2018