Plutocracy

noun -

1. A political system governed by a dog.

1.
April: Did you see that stupid broad?
May: What broad?
April: That bitch is bein' walked by her dog!
May: Haha, her house gotta be a straight plutocracy!

2.
Jim: Didja hear who they elected as the mayor of Rabbit Hash, Kentucky?
Bob: Nah bro, who?
Jim: Goofy! A DOG! Can you believe it?
Bob: Looks like that town's a real plutocracy!

by Urbanium January 21, 2010

Stupocracy

Any business organization run exclusively by people who not only live in fear of making a meaningful decision, but seem to be favorably compensated on the basis of their unwillingness or inability to make a decision. Typically, the degree to which this situation adversely affects customers and suppliers is demonstrably linked to a complete lack of understanding of the organization's business model and/or customers.

"Not only is this product launch likely to result in a complete failure and loss of a great deal of money, but the stupocracy responsible for it will somehow spin it to make it seem like a success."

by Kreepnndeath October 29, 2018

Plutocracy

The American Government

There is a conspiracy theory about why Pluto isn't considered a planet anymore... NASA thought it sounded like "Plutocracy" and thought the public would start thinking that Pluto and America were the same thing

by Echold2006 June 18, 2022

GOP - Gilead Oligarch Plutocracy

The Political Party of the very few wealthiest people who are committed to forcing pregnancies to birth, empowering abusers, degrading women, dehumanizing LGBTQ+ people, dehumanizing and deporting human beings without proper immigration documentation, ignoring science, detesting education, valorizing violence, terrorizing racial, ethnic, sexual, and religious minorities of every kind.

GOP - Gilead Oligarch Plutocracy wants to remake the United States of America in the image of Gilead, the country that replaces the United States in Margaret Atwood's book, The Handmaid's Tale. And the GOP - Gilead Oligarch Plutocracy's detailed plan to achieve this theocracy is called Project 2025, which is funded by oligarchs, the tiny group of the most elite, wealthiest people who have ever lived.

by NeologianPJG February 2, 2025