Slurple

Adjective

1. The resulting hue of the bruise that forms on your testicles when a woman slurps the same spot for too long of period.
2. The color of an overly bruised nutsack hickey.

3. Purple as a result of slurping.

"The slurple area on balls is sensitive from tea bagging last night, so I try to avoid it touching my leg. It should clear up in a couple days."

by billebllunt December 8, 2013

Slurbble

the act of Sluring and Babbling at the same time

Yo man anit no one ever have a full conversation with Kristen all she does is Slurbble

by Petie Mckoy April 4, 2007

SLUMBLE

A COMBINATION OF MUMBLE / SLUR

I OFTEN SLUMBLE MY WORDS WHEN I'M EXCITED OR ANXIOUS

by WILDERNESS June 7, 2013

slarble

To perform oral sex (typically fellatio) with passionate, sloppily moist abandon. Used as a noun, "blowjob".

That football captain is hot as fuck. All the gays want to slarble him even though he's an asshole.

by Trickla Bickla February 22, 2021

Slurtle

Is half sloth and half turtle. Loves basket balls - if you take away the slurtles ball for more than 5 seconds it will die. IT HATES SPIDERS. It lives on Slurtle Island. It is very unusual and unique. If you be mean to the Slurtle , it will bite you! Be careful and have fun with Slurtles! ( there’s a girl in my class who is a Slurtle)

Omg I saw the Slurtle!!

by LucianaXllamas April 21, 2021

Slurgle Blurgle

A Slurgle Burgle is a person who makes out with their toothbrush and date their Anus Cream But smashes their deodorant

Pablo: Hey did you hear about TimmyShortDick hes such a Slurgle Blurgle

TimmyShortDick: *Makes out with toothbrush*

Ramon: Oh yeah! Fucking Slurgle Blurgle

by Chicken Nugget Furious October 29, 2019

Purple Slurple

A steamy and consensual interaction with a giraffe, who uses their very long, very purple, and very skilled tongue to go down on someone.

Did you hear about Jeff’s trip to the zoo? He got a purple slurple from Dopsy, the baby giraffe!

by Busterpants May 31, 2019