Crackershit Slong Beater

A man/woman that is an overprotective prick over his/her girlfriend/boyfriend.

Tony:Reggie stop being a crackershit slong beater.
Reggie:You touch her ass again and I'll beat the shit out of you!

by Theinsultist May 16, 2014

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slong

A penis which is enormous in size

"dude did see that girl with peter?" "yea, she wants him because he's got a big slong" "man i wish i had his slong"

by pete March 11, 2004

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SLONG • slonk • slone • slonky • Sloner • Slonked • slonkey • Slonch • slonkyhonky • Slonda

bongin' and slongin'

getting high and having sex

Dude last weekend was so crazy, I found this smokin chick and we went bongin' and slongin'!

by evilsatar August 4, 2010

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to get up to mischief.
to have a good time:
often involves climbing over fences and jumping into other peoples swimming pools, climbing over the fences at a festival, walking into a house party not entirely knowing anyone but still confidently handing out beers.

slonchers ... your top draw friends you slonch with

top slonch last night

by whitecoat&whitecoat June 10, 2019

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Slonky

Slonky is a term for heckin skinny bois. Opposite of chonks.

Your good boi needs a heckin feed, he's all slonky!

by kualla September 10, 2019

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Slong Danglr

Slong Danglr A phrase created by rapper Slong Danglr, that essentially means dick, penis. sex, intercourse.

“I been slanging Slong Danglr all year”

“She loves my Slong Danglr.

“I been slanging Slong Danglr all year”

“She loves my Slong Danglr.

by Ms Lee Lee January 23, 2022

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