Skitzo

A person who experiences delusions, hallucinations, incoherent speech, and illogical thinking, and in this case has an addiction of smoking plastic, injecting heroin, and eating peoples toes.

My diabetic friend here ev sinclaaar, is a local skitzo and enjoys injecting drugs into his bloodstream,inhaling plastic smoke, and cannibalism.

by keags ma teags February 26, 2011

Skitzofrenic jester

Derived from the english language words -skitzofrenic and -jester. A combination of one of the worst syndromes and classifications known to man. This rare hybrid species can be found holding sitting alone at lunch tables, on the school bus, or in the back of a classroom with a scratch-doodle notebook that he shuts if people get to close. With an awareness rating of 100, the skitzo jester is easily startled and always conscious of his immediate surroundings. Skitzofrenic jesters are known to take drastic measures/ and or use alternate routes to avoid crossing paths with intimidating heavy-hitters. even the slightest eye contact may leave them paralyzed for up to 3 hours.

Yo earl lets go to the football game tonight, everyones gonna be there.

Idk man i mite run into that kid from gym class that looks at me funny. Plus he owes me a dollar

Cmon dude stop being such a skitzofrenic jester

by Themathblaster November 1, 2013

skitzo

a fucking retard

See that bloke over there, yeah he's a fucking skitzo!

by ThotSlayerPeepeeman October 28, 2019

paranoidal-plagarist-skitzoid

is a person who thinks everyone is taking behind his back but thinks he said it first

paranoidal-plagarist-skitzoid argues that the great works of Shakespeae are plagarized from his own works and he is really Sir Francis Bacon, incarnate.

by BlogOneDos May 27, 2007

Skitzo Delusions

When a skitzo has false beliefs. Bullshit

"Wow, Dave had a lot of skitzo delusions when he tripped on acid."

by SkitzoSafari August 5, 2009

Skitzo tracer bundle

The latest Pay To Win OP DMZ meta bundle season 4 modern warfare 2

Hey Seahorse you got that skitzo tracer bundle yet?

Yeah man picked it up yesterday and been whiping squads since, the new meta for sure

by Sk1tzd July 1, 2023

nutz-o & skitzo

The dopest hip hop duo in the game. Nutz-O (aka Last Mango aka Helicopter) is the lead emcee, an articulate, thought-provoking lyricist. Skitzo (aka Slingshot aka Balla Boy aka Mark) is the writer/producer. Rumor of a third member named Klepto has caused quite a stir though sources close to N&S report his/her identity will be kept in absolutely secrecy.

The duo started with "The X Tables" before blowing up with "The Xtina Tables", a diss to a neighborhood prostitute. Their next track, "That Bitch a Hoe", is already gaining a buzz in the streets despite a delay in its release.

Guy: "Tilt ya head back I'm about to cummmmm!"
Girl: "What the FUCK did you just say to me?"
Guy: "It's from that new Nutz-o & Skitzo!"
Girl: "Ohhh! You wanna come in for some coffee?"

by Go... March 27, 2008