me:a goldfishe's memory span is two sedjens
ell: what are sedjens and why do goldfish have two of them?
me: its seconds but not as cool!!!!
ell: what are sedjens and why do goldfish have two of them?
me: its seconds but not as cool!!!!
by kougree8 August 6, 2011
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...is a word describing three different things:
1.
The phenomenon, when a female (or male with non-dick-genitals a.k.a. a vagina) has cramps in her pussy, as a resulting of either one or multiple physical reasons. (Could be such as; Visit from the red, STD's, or a sledgehammer being whammed into the holy cave of dick-paradise)
2.
A situation being cocksucking.
Example: Lots of homework, unerected penis when a boner is needed, etc.
3.
A jerk.
Example: yo mum
...is a word describing three different things:
1.
The phenomenon, when a female (or male with non-dick-genitals a.k.a. a vagina) has cramps in her pussy, as a resulting of either one or multiple physical reasons. (Could be such as; Visit from the red, STD's, or a sledgehammer being whammed into the holy cave of dick-paradise)
2.
A situation being cocksucking.
Example: Lots of homework, unerected penis when a boner is needed, etc.
3.
A jerk.
Example: yo mum
1. When he launched a missile into her pussy, it resulted in a skedekrampe.
2. Her boss put her into a skedekrampe-situation, in which she had to eat pizza with pineapple on, in order to keep her job...
3.
The student was a skedekrampe, when he refused to fuck his teacher in math class
2. Her boss put her into a skedekrampe-situation, in which she had to eat pizza with pineapple on, in order to keep her job...
3.
The student was a skedekrampe, when he refused to fuck his teacher in math class
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He is the most kawaii person in the world.
No words can describe how kawaii he is!
He is the most kawaii person in the world.
No words can describe how kawaii he is!
by o-w kenobi November 25, 2021
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