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Shitplosion

The event of uber mass destruction of the anus and anything within a radius of an atom bomb, usually results in a burning epic shitstorm of pain in the anus of doom including a shit clump the size of a small van. smells like a dirty Mexican that rolled in vomit, dead fetuses, chuck norris splooge, and cow vagina ooze, on fire.

This is the shit that killed Elvis.
OH MY FUCKING GOD WE JUST ENDED THE IRAQI WAR DUE TO A MASSIVE SHITPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
by The SHiT GURU December 12, 2010
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Nucala-splosion

another funkyp way of saying Nucular Explosion
Phil ran into that dude and said, "Nucala-splosion!!!" as he pushed Daniel on his ass.
by funkyp56 December 29, 2008
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man-splosion

1.) an awesome occurrence of epic manliness, often rated on a scale of 1-10.
2.) a rapid increase in manly stuff
1.) dude, Old spice caused a man-splosion in my bathroom! it was a 9.5!
2.) there was a man-splosion in my garage
by thorsty November 19, 2010
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Super Ad-splosion lobster double cheeseburger

when Ad uses a lobster to fill your ass, a cheeseburger up your vagina, and cums in your mouth
Lily: Damn, last night I got super Ad-splosion lobster double cheeseburgered!
Ad: Ad.
by Balze June 20, 2022
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Sexplosions

The skittles sold in the purple bag that come in a variety of delicious tropical flavours.

They are widely known as Sexplosions because the designers of the bag put a large image of a skittle emblished with a huge "S" directly to the left of the word "Explosions" So when one originally views the text, they read "S-explosions."
"I'm gonna go get some Sexplosions out of the vending machine!"

"Hey bud, mind sharing some of your delicious Sexplosions with me?"

see also skittles candy
by chickaboomboompow June 12, 2009
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Sexplosion

An orgy with lots of sound it can be heard from miles away and gets very sweaty and lasts for weeks.
"Allahu ackbar!" Jared shouted as he went into the room instantly causing a giant sexplosion that went through the entire city.

"You have to diffuse the bomb Michael! Or else it could trigger a nuclear sexsplosion!" But alas michael could do nothing about the impending sexplosion and began to unbutton his shirt.
by Darthcheezeburger January 27, 2016
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Cheese-Splosion

An explosion of cheese. The explosion can be of solid or liquid cheese and can also pertain to the flavor of cheese as an explosion in your mouth.
Yeah man, i tripped and my nachos went everywhere causeing a Cheese-splosion.

Those freaking nachos were amazing, it was like BOOM, cheese-splosion.
by KeySignature August 20, 2007
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