Simpsonian

Any one of the few people who still believe that The Simpson's is better than Family Guy.

Dude 1) Hey, did you see Family Guy last night?

Dude 2) Family Guy!?! That show sucks! The Simpson's are sooooooo much better!

Dude 2) Dude, you're such a Simpsonian

by UltimateShadow January 29, 2010

simpsonism

The idea that you can get away with any crime regardless of the severity or ridiculousness. To be a simpsonist.

John:Yo man you killed someone, went to trial, got off, then went and robbed some guys for fuckin sports memorabilia. O.J: Yea fool,You should follow simpsonism.

by Brett Owen March 22, 2008

Simpsonville Rob

Similar to a gloryhole, It’s when you pull up to a truck stop bathroom and see a hole in the wall with a ginger tongue and mouth sticking through it already, waiting for that strange nasty cock.

He pulled a simpsonville Rob at the truck stop bathroom with his mouth, tongue and ass pressed up against the gloryhole

by LordPoonMaster October 8, 2019

Simpsoning

The art of hanging out and binge watching the Simpson's, best enjoyed with a fellow Simpson's enthusiast.

We were simpsoning all day today

by Bort thompson July 24, 2021

Simpsoning

Doing something outrageous that you think is original but was already done by the Simpson family.

Friend: I can assure you, I;m going to block the sun's rays!
You: It's already been done. You're just Simpsoning.

by lowlord43 January 18, 2024

homer simpsoning

Verb
To leave church before the pastor says to.
S31 E20

Rod: We can't leave till the pastor says to.
Ned: Who told you that?
Tod: You did- you called it Homer Simpsoning

by Batman091190 October 1, 2020

Bart Simpsoning

Verb.

To send someone to a foreign country with which they are unfamiliar of both culture and language and make them sleep in a basement

"She was smoking hot, but I think she was Bart Simpsoning me"

by flywirebye July 14, 2025