Simply strange is a wanna be artist
Never makes sense and talks too much
It is a very complex thing this simply strange object
Over all it is simply strange
Never makes sense and talks too much
It is a very complex thing this simply strange object
Over all it is simply strange
Simplystrange: Your such a gick!!
by simplystr October 27, 2011
Get the simplystrange mug.The one Middle - Eastern country that the U.S doesn't want to set foot in.
As the name suggests the country's largest demographic are Simps.
Their favorite thing to do is turn on their computers, login to Twitch, TikTok, and of course OnlyFans(Ur GF's real source of income". They then proceed to spend their whole days jacking off, and making "supportive" comments in hopes that their favorite "content creator" will notice them. The craziest part about all this is the fact that they make money off what many people in other countries would consider to be a waste of time . The average Simpistani makes around $200 PokeCoin an hour. That equates to roughly 2 USD.
As you can probably tell, the Simpistans most imported items are soft tissues, socks, lubricant(Lubriderm, Aveeno, and some oil from Saudi Arabia), and of course computers.
GDP: About as low as their social skills
National Anthem: "Eat My Ass" - Belle Delphine
National Food: Every Soy product imaginable
Simping is so ingrained in the country's culture that every year on December 31, they gather in Justin Bieber Square and toss all there "hard" earned money at statues of the following:
Alinity
SSSniperWolf
Pokimane
BernieTikTokGirl
Neekolul
Belle Delphine
As the name suggests the country's largest demographic are Simps.
Their favorite thing to do is turn on their computers, login to Twitch, TikTok, and of course OnlyFans(Ur GF's real source of income". They then proceed to spend their whole days jacking off, and making "supportive" comments in hopes that their favorite "content creator" will notice them. The craziest part about all this is the fact that they make money off what many people in other countries would consider to be a waste of time . The average Simpistani makes around $200 PokeCoin an hour. That equates to roughly 2 USD.
As you can probably tell, the Simpistans most imported items are soft tissues, socks, lubricant(Lubriderm, Aveeno, and some oil from Saudi Arabia), and of course computers.
GDP: About as low as their social skills
National Anthem: "Eat My Ass" - Belle Delphine
National Food: Every Soy product imaginable
Simping is so ingrained in the country's culture that every year on December 31, they gather in Justin Bieber Square and toss all there "hard" earned money at statues of the following:
Alinity
SSSniperWolf
Pokimane
BernieTikTokGirl
Neekolul
Belle Delphine
President: We still need to find some more strategic positions near the Iranian border
Secretary of Defense: We already have some in Iraq, Syria, and Saudi Arabia
Some Other Dipshit Politician: Why don't we set up shop in Simpi-
President: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE you imbecile. I would rather do my job properly, than send the troops to Simpistan
Secretary of Defense: We already have some in Iraq, Syria, and Saudi Arabia
Some Other Dipshit Politician: Why don't we set up shop in Simpi-
President: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE you imbecile. I would rather do my job properly, than send the troops to Simpistan
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The philosophy of living life without owning more than one needs regardless of the financial value of their current belongings that include selective social connections with people and recreational choices.
I follow a philosophical lifestyle called simplism where I own what i need , enjoy contacts with others and the environment in a way that makes me happy regardless of the price of possession or experience so long as it makes me satisfied and happy.
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Rule 2. Make guidelines
Rule 3. Don't be afraid to run away.
Rule 4. Don't be clingy.
Rule 5. When he is in the wrong, never forgive easily.
Rule 6. Make him work for all it's worth.
Rule 7. If found unfaithful, let go of the bastard.
Rule 8. First 7 days of greasing, is crucial.
Rule 9. Friends come first.
Rule 10. Love cautiously, always ready for heartbreak.
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neuro-simplistic student: whats the constitution?
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