Simoned

to get totally plasteredor drunk but not paraletic

i got really simoned last night i cant remember it at all!

by Paul February 08, 2004

Simon

He is a smart, competitive person who is also kind and is respected.

Simon is the best baller.

by Putbackgod200q1 February 28, 2018

Simon

A really special soul.
He makes you want to be involved in every part of his life.
He draws you in and makes you never want to leave.
He makes you hope for a day when you can be his.

Simon, i have completely and irrevocably fallen for you.

by WoodChuck89 September 08, 2016

simon

I love this boy. He is extremely funny and cute. He is one of the most interesting people iv ever met and always looks a million miles away. Constantly thinking of himself as unimportant and not good enough. He attracts people who usually don’t have that much intelligence but he is wicked smart. Even though he is extremely shy he is a quirky little firecracker. Never let him go, he is so special.

Me: Hahaha did you hear simon today, that was hilarious!
Friend: Yeah, hes great!

by Annie4569 December 28, 2012

Simone

Just a great girl in general. Once you get her don’t lose her.(also a badass)

Did you really beat up Annie (Simone: yep I knew she was Karen’s daughter and she got on pay nerves)

by legendary_princess November 23, 2019

Simon

Huge freaking cock. Amazing personality and an amazing best friend over all. You would love to be his friend even if he is short. If you end up as his girl, keep him, you wont get anyone else like him.

Simon is the most amazing guy on earth.

by Shae_loves_life003 November 09, 2017

Simon

The finest, funniest, sweetest, smartest, and most flirtatious guy a girl could ever wish to meet. He can woo any girl with just his sexy, stunning, blue eyes and golden, shimmery, blonde hair. You'll want to break up with your boyfriend just to get with him because he's that good. Although he can get to be annoying sometimes, he does it on purpose because that's his way of flirting with chicks. He can also be pretty badass to impress us girls. Simon is always there for his bros, whatever, whenever. He's pretty kick-ass at soccer, too. Every girl needs a Simon in their life, whether the relationship is platonic, romantic, and/or sexual. You can't live without him.

Girl 1: Woah, look at that guy's eyes, they are so perfect!
Girl 2: That's my boyfriend, Simon.

Girl 3: Look at that guy play soccer. He sure knows how to kick.
Girl 4: Yeah, he's incredibly hot. His name is Simon.

by downtothetenniscourt May 27, 2014