chunky shrimp

Another term for the female vagina. Sometimes referred to as a vagina that smells bad, and is important to avoid.

"Stick it in my chunky shrimp."

by Jimsy of Bedford December 9, 2007

Sherima

A wonderful woman with a true and honorable character. So beautiful on the inside that it radiates out on the outside. Long strong coloured hair, small yet captivating eyes, cute high cheeks and lusciously full lips that are always moist and ready for the kiss. An amazing chest, curvy hips and a blessed ass-et give her an outstanding body that is ready to be sexed by a strong man. However Sherima is not easily swooned, she is a positive individual and will not devalue herself for anyone else but once she says she will give you her all, she will.

Wow! That Sherima is inspirational, she will definitely be successful someday and she's HOTT too!

by ScienceDictionary November 25, 2011

Claw Shrimp

They live in very deep water, and grow to the size of a man.
Have big claws on'em, capable of inflicting grievous injuries.

Jesus Christ, did a claw shrimp get loose in here?

by psionic December 3, 2003

Claw Shrimp

Big claws on them. Live real deep. Big as a man.

This injury is very reminiscent of a Claw Shrimp attack.

by superman December 11, 2003

plate of shrimp

Synchronicity. Derived from the 1984 film "Repo Man".

"Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp', out of the blue, no explanation. No point in looking for one either; it's all part of the cosmic unconsciousness."

by Norton Zenger May 14, 2004

shrimp dipper

The act of fingering a menstruating female from behind and then licking that finger.

I gave her the ol' shrimp dipper in the bathroom of a Long John Silver's.

Every month, Aunt Flo comes around to signal the beginning of shrimp dipping season.

by spun out September 9, 2010

Shrimp-counter

One who counts the amount of shrimp in their food. Most commonly, shrimp-counters will check their Chinese food to make sure that there is a sufficient amount of shrimp.

A person will usually become a shrimp-counter after having their orders mixed up at a Chinese restaurant. For example: Person A orders the Kung Pao shrimp, while Person B orders the garlic noodles. Person B decides to eat some of the shrimp, before returning to the restaurant to correct his order. Person A will then check his container of food to find that 7 or 8 shrimp are missing. Shrimp theft is a very common occurence in Hollywood.

Larry David: "We got our orders back and about seven or eight shrimp were missing."

Hal Wasserman: "So you counted the shrimp, you're a shrimp-counter now."

by Fragile Frankie May 10, 2009