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Shreksuality

Having a sexual affinity and devotion for Shrek. Believes that Shrek is love and that Shrek is life. They may make their family members jealous for their devotion and love for Shrek. Age can vary around nine or above.
Do you study Shreksuality?

I heard Don was a Shreksual.
by Ourlordgaben February 1, 2014
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Shreksophone

Shreksophone is the best video out there in the whole meme history. Shrek is basically obsessed with playing the saxophone. Shreksophone is the biggest crack head in the universe. Shreksophone is one of the hottest men out there you will be lucky to meet one in a swamp.
Fiona: who is that hot looking daddy over there by the swamp playing the saxophone? Donkey: oh that shreksophone.
by Stan straykids December 7, 2019
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Shredtastic

A sic day on the hill with powder and full body awesomeness
Boss: you want to skip work and going boarding tomorrow?

Me: shredtastic, dudette. 9:30 chairlift, be there or be square. Werd werd werd
by DaRoof Fiddler February 12, 2019
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Shredding Face

/SHred.diNG/ /fās/

shred·ding-face

verb.

A term that originated in northern Saskatchewan it indicates you were snowboarding so awesomely and at such a dominating caliber compared to everyone else on the mountain that you physically shredded the skin, eyes, and ultimately face, off of anyone and everyone who was pathetically attempting to keep up with you. The term is used as both an insult when you’ve showed someone how it’s done (ex. Just shredded your face off chump!) and as a taunt when the day of shred has either just started or you’re loading up your gear on the way to the hill. (Better enjoy the view while you still can boys because I'm about to shred your faces off!)
"I was shredding face all day, these chumps didn't have a chance on the slopes"

"Well boys enjoy your faces while you still have em because I'm gonna be shredding face all day!"

"Hey Ian what happened to your face... looks like it got shredded off!"

"Nate was really shredding face today" "Yeah no kidding, when you're riding with chumps named Jaz how can you not!"
by TheGrizzlyDen December 9, 2013
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keyboard shredding

The act of hammering out programming code insanely fast.
Example
Edwin: "Hey Jon, let's hang out tonight."
Jon: "Sorry, can't tonight; going to do some keyboard shredding."

Example
Miguel: "Hey do you hear all that keyboard clicking noise?"
Edwin: "That's just Jon keyboard shredding. Don't disturbed him; he's in the zone."

Example
Jon: "Wow look at that nerd's long hair and neck beard. He must be a keyboard shredder."
by mooogs May 14, 2017
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shredded shit

When your turds look like shredded wheat coming out. Usually when you eat lots of fiber.
Wow, I just took a nice shredded shit! I swear that the All Bran is cleaning me out!
by LonePooper February 6, 2018
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Shredded Cheese

*eats shredded cheese* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I FEEL THE POWER FLOWING THROUGH ME
by Hehe I cheated May 5, 2021
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