The paradoxical state of not knowing whether or not if there is, or is not someone behind the shower curtain ready to murder you.
I sat on the toilet watching the Schrödinger's Shower Curtain for any sign of danger, but there was no way to be truly sure until it was pulled back...
by stoopidmonkey0 August 8, 2014
Get the Schrödinger's Shower Curtain mug.A male with long hair lies on his back on his bed with his hair hanging to the floor. The female lays exposed on the floor and let's his hair tickle her beaver.
by Ballislyfe May 2, 2015
Get the dirty shower curtain mug.A device, exactly like a condom, but with sack protection. It is used for sexual intercourse with really dirty bitches that will give you the HIV by looking at them, yet busting a nut at the moment overrides any rational thought.
Friend 1-"Hey man, do you have a german shower curtain? I'm gonna be banging your mom later."
Friend 2-"Godspeed my friend."
Friend 2-"Godspeed my friend."
by The Real Baby Mustacho June 5, 2011
Get the German Shower Curtain mug."I was at the Disco (!) and this Swamp Donkey made a move on me. She clung to me like a Randy Shower Curtain."
by quotemonkey July 17, 2009
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Get the Let me show you my shower curtain... mug.A sex act between at least one male and another partner. The male sneaks up behind a closed shower curtain while the other is in the active act of showering. The male then grabs the person in shower wrapping the shower curtain around there wet naked body. The penis is shoved against the curtain to insert into the person in the shower. The curtain acts as a semen barrier from this point on. This act should continue until climax or until the water starts turning cold.
Babe I'm too tired to do the Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain. Can we do the Pennsylvania Dutch Breakfast instead?
by GermanPizzaEater January 9, 2023
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