Strawberry Shortcake

When you Ejaculate into a girl on her period and keep going.

I'm gonna go to that chick Jane's house and give her a strawberry shortcake.

by CEO of Pen-15 April 14, 2022

Upside Down Strawberry Shortcake

A guy cums in a female’s mouth, she punches him in the nose, and spits the jizz in his face.

Nick: Whitney, can you bake me an upside down strawberry shortcake?

by Wild Wild Wickney August 17, 2021

shootcakes

means to say a less intense form of "shit"...also a politer way when around adults who may not want u to cuss

man 1-did u just see that fine girl walk by?
man 2-Shootcakes! where?

or

mother-son did you do ur hw
son-shootcakes...naw ill do it now

by dace12 June 26, 2008

Strawberry Shortcake

When you punch a chick on her nose, as she is bleeding you cum all over her face.

Last time i had Strawberry Shortcake it didn’t have two ingredients!

by BiraTooth May 5, 2020

Shortcaking

verb. The "act" of lying around listless, hungover, vehemently moaning and groaning after a long night or weekend of heavy drinking and marathon partying.

We left and went to the gig without her, she was full on Shortcaking. She was all Boo Boo Boo about it, so we told her that she could Tag Team DJ with us next time.

by DJ Willow from Paris September 13, 2011

Straberry Shortcake

The act of a male ejaculating onto a female, then punching her in the nose, making her bleed. The blood will mix and make a light pink color, much like the color of a straberry shortcake.

Oh yeah, I have a fetish for giving girls straberry shortcakes!

by -=Sephiroth=- May 26, 2004

Strawberry Shortcake

Popular(?) kids marketing franchise from the early 80's, with a TV special show every year from 1980 to 1985. Also spawned a game, somewhere.

The series got a somewhat short re-release in 1991, then a re-re-release in 2002, lasting until the present day. A proper TV series is now made, as well as some games, and of course, the somewhat creepy dolls.

Also can be a derogatory term for girls who are short, with red hair, and a totally lush dessert.

My sister is totally into Strawberry Shortcake, despite it's lack of consistancy with the originals...

by Allan Scott November 25, 2007