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Vanilla Shortcake

Swirly mixture of male and female ejaculant placed upon the face of the receiving female. Typically, the male catches the female juiciness in his mouth during her climax, then drips it on the face of the female whilst producing the other half of the creamy concoction.
"She told me she's a squirter so I Vanilla Shortcaked that bitch then Racooned the fuck outta there."
by Schieze December 27, 2015
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Strawberry ShortCake

When you have sex doggy-style slapping her ass the whole time making it bright red and then shoot ropes on her phat ass making it a strawberry shortcake.
I was having sex with Bryan the other night and turned me into a strawberry shortcake.
by Banana & Split April 14, 2022
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Strawberry Shortcake

When you Ejaculate into a girl on her period and keep going.
I'm gonna go to that chick Jane's house and give her a strawberry shortcake.
by CEO of Pen-15 April 14, 2022
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Upside Down Strawberry Shortcake

A guy cums in a female’s mouth, she punches him in the nose, and spits the jizz in his face.
Nick: Whitney, can you bake me an upside down strawberry shortcake?
by Wild Wild Wickney August 17, 2021
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Strawberry Shortcake

When you punch a chick on her nose, as she is bleeding you cum all over her face.
Last time i had Strawberry Shortcake it didn’t have two ingredients!
by BiraTooth May 5, 2020
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Straberry Shortcake

The act of a male ejaculating onto a female, then punching her in the nose, making her bleed. The blood will mix and make a light pink color, much like the color of a straberry shortcake.
Oh yeah, I have a fetish for giving girls straberry shortcakes!
by -=Sephiroth=- May 26, 2004
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Strawberry Shortcake

Popular(?) kids marketing franchise from the early 80's, with a TV special show every year from 1980 to 1985. Also spawned a game, somewhere.

The series got a somewhat short re-release in 1991, then a re-re-release in 2002, lasting until the present day. A proper TV series is now made, as well as some games, and of course, the somewhat creepy dolls.

Also can be a derogatory term for girls who are short, with red hair, and a totally lush dessert.
My sister is totally into Strawberry Shortcake, despite it's lack of consistancy with the originals...
by Allan Scott November 25, 2007
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