The day always falls on the first Friday in April (this is not negotiable). The weather does not matter, the day must go on!
One's ankles must be showing. What one chooses to wear to display their ankles is left entirely to the discretion of the individual. Eligible participants include anyone.
If the weather is still cold, it is meant to prove that hope will prevail regardless! For those who have the joy to already be frolicking through warmer days, it is meant for the simple joy of celebrating their fortune in that warmer weather.
One's ankles must be showing. What one chooses to wear to display their ankles is left entirely to the discretion of the individual. Eligible participants include anyone.
If the weather is still cold, it is meant to prove that hope will prevail regardless! For those who have the joy to already be frolicking through warmer days, it is meant for the simple joy of celebrating their fortune in that warmer weather.
by shortpantsappreciator March 29, 2010
Get the Short Pants Friday mug.Frank Costanza's "move", which he claims to have used on Estelle Costanza circa 1955.
It involves the driver hitting the brakes in a moving vehicle, suddenly (stopping-short), and throwing out the hand closest to the front seat passenger's chest, as to stop them from being hurled towards the dashboard; inadvertently, groping the passenger's chest in the process.
It involves the driver hitting the brakes in a moving vehicle, suddenly (stopping-short), and throwing out the hand closest to the front seat passenger's chest, as to stop them from being hurled towards the dashboard; inadvertently, groping the passenger's chest in the process.
Frank: "I used it on Estelle 40 years ago. I told EVERYBODY about it, everybody knows - *HMPH* - I stop short!"
Jerry: "Really..? 'Stopping short' - that's a good move..."
Frank: "You're not kidding it's a good move!"
Jerry: "Really..? 'Stopping short' - that's a good move..."
Frank: "You're not kidding it's a good move!"
by Tunachipz July 28, 2019
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The improper or silent goodbye. Often resulting in the long goodbye.
It's what you do when...
- You're not getting what you want.
- You're tired of talking.
- You're beautiful.
It's what you do when...
- You're not getting what you want.
- You're tired of talking.
- You're beautiful.
She leaves just silence in her path, a short goodbye, some photographs. I just can’t tell you why I let her break my heart again.
by 5daysofSummer December 29, 2012
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Get the Shorter Wong mug.Usually referred to as just "county", its a cigarette smoked to the end with only a few drags left. It's shorter than a regular "short".
Mug #1: Aye joe, let me get that short off that mentho
Mug#2: Nawww joe, this my lucky square right here. I'll hook it up witta county short though.
Mug#1: Fuck it then, throw me that county fasho...
Mug#2: Nawww joe, this my lucky square right here. I'll hook it up witta county short though.
Mug#1: Fuck it then, throw me that county fasho...
by 74-Bossin November 9, 2008
Get the county short mug.V. The act of being forced to shoplift clothes, particularly shorts or underwear, because you sharted in them while you were trying them on.
Ex. 1:
Store Worker - Hi, is there anything I can help you with?
Customer - Yes, is there a bathroom.
Store Worker - Not at the moment it is under construction.
Customer (Whispering under his breath) - I guess i'll be shartlifting then.
Ex. 2:
Brian was walking into Abercrombie and Fitch when he was overcome by the urge to poop. Brian asked the cashier to direct him to the nearest bathroom, but there were none. Brian was leaving to find a bathroom when he noticed an amazing pair of skinny jeans. He convinced himself he could hold it long enough to try them on. (KEEP IN MIND BRIAN WAS FREEBALLING) When he got them on he felt a pressure, the skinny jeans had him in a trance and he thought it was just a fart. He released it but it was not a fart but a shart / poop. He couldn't put them back or purchase them because at the register the cashiers fold your merchandise for you so he was forced to Shartlift them.
Store Worker - Hi, is there anything I can help you with?
Customer - Yes, is there a bathroom.
Store Worker - Not at the moment it is under construction.
Customer (Whispering under his breath) - I guess i'll be shartlifting then.
Ex. 2:
Brian was walking into Abercrombie and Fitch when he was overcome by the urge to poop. Brian asked the cashier to direct him to the nearest bathroom, but there were none. Brian was leaving to find a bathroom when he noticed an amazing pair of skinny jeans. He convinced himself he could hold it long enough to try them on. (KEEP IN MIND BRIAN WAS FREEBALLING) When he got them on he felt a pressure, the skinny jeans had him in a trance and he thought it was just a fart. He released it but it was not a fart but a shart / poop. He couldn't put them back or purchase them because at the register the cashiers fold your merchandise for you so he was forced to Shartlift them.
by RDUB August 1, 2012
Get the Shartlifting mug.'electronic short Books' stand for 'sBOOKs'.
The 'electronic book', also 'eBOOK', is the digital version online of the printed version.
The 'electronic book' can be the full version or a short version of the original book publication. The 'sBOOKs' are also called 'short Books' or 'electronic short Books'.
The 'electronic book', also 'eBOOK', is the digital version online of the printed version.
The 'electronic book' can be the full version or a short version of the original book publication. The 'sBOOKs' are also called 'short Books' or 'electronic short Books'.
For example the Advert: See it! Feel it! Hear it! Read it! electronic short BOOKs Online!
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by Barbara Gauss October 27, 2005
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