by Benitez69 September 18, 2022

the definition of national kiss/hug a short person day~ occurs on every friday in december and you have the permission to kiss/hug any short person.
by someoneeeee(: December 4, 2018

Beat them, throw them, anything. Or maybe just make them a cup of hot tea... then splash it on their tiny face
National beat up a short person day
National beat up a short person day
by callfoxy December 16, 2021

October 24 is the National beat a short person to death day. On the 24th of october you can legally beat a short person to death with no consequences. No weapons just your bare fists. Everyone under 5'4 (1.60) will be in great danger.
Judge: sir we have multiple witnesses that saw you murder that poor man.
Tall person: its october 24, AKA national beat a short person to death day.
Judge: oh ok lmao
Tall person: its october 24, AKA national beat a short person to death day.
Judge: oh ok lmao
by Meloneater69 October 23, 2020

On October 22, you can drag any previously thrown "person" (under 5'4") on the ground for up to 15 yards (see National throw a short person day) without permission
Oh boy! It's October 22, National drag a broken short person day, let's grab William and curb-stomp him!
by not not not benjamin September 26, 2022

by ggmrdoodn October 26, 2020

On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.
by A fellow meme boi June 4, 2018
