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September 19 is national kiss a short person day meaning you can kiss any short person you want
Hey mike it’s national kiss a short person day. Get over here you midget.
by Benitez69 September 18, 2022
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national kiss/hug a short person day

the definition of national kiss/hug a short person day~ occurs on every friday in december and you have the permission to kiss/hug any short person.
Aye dude, it’s national kiss/hug a short person day!
by someoneeeee(: December 4, 2018
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National beat up a short person day

On December 17th you get to beat up anyone below 5'6 with permission, no exceptions.
Beat them, throw them, anything. Or maybe just make them a cup of hot tea... then splash it on their tiny face
National beat up a short person day
by callfoxy December 16, 2021
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October 24 is the National beat a short person to death day. On the 24th of october you can legally beat a short person to death with no consequences. No weapons just your bare fists. Everyone under 5'4 (1.60) will be in great danger.
Judge: sir we have multiple witnesses that saw you murder that poor man.
Tall person: its october 24, AKA national beat a short person to death day.
Judge: oh ok lmao
by Meloneater69 October 23, 2020
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National drag a broken short person day

On October 22, you can drag any previously thrown "person" (under 5'4") on the ground for up to 15 yards (see National throw a short person day) without permission
Oh boy! It's October 22, National drag a broken short person day, let's grab William and curb-stomp him!
by not not not benjamin September 26, 2022
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National abuse a short person day

The day where a person can *abuse a short person* *without permission*

It allows any type of abuse.
by ggmrdoodn October 26, 2020
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On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.
by A fellow meme boi June 4, 2018
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