Shoplift the Pooty

When a man is nice to the child of a single mother in order to get sex from her. Essentially he is using the child as a manipulative tool to get into the kids mother.

I real man wouldn't shoplift the pooty

by dr p August 6, 2010

Sexual shoplifting

When someone rapes a sexworker

Bro Chad totally went to AVN with molly and did some sexual shoplifting.

by jayhovanova January 8, 2023

Shoplift the booty

Having anal sex with someone who is passed out or asleep without their permission

John loves to shoplift the booty every night while im asleep

by NHcubed October 2, 2016

Shoplift-at-Tipsy

When someone tries to steal drinks from a party, gets caught and is beat the shit out of.

Joe: Yeah, Darren tried to steal some Jaeger from the party last night.

Dianne: What happened to him?

Joe: Well, they made him shoplift-at-tipsy.

by GetUDrunkOffMyLadyHumps May 9, 2010

Shoplift the Pooty

When a man sleeps with a single mother with a small child.

Also, when a man expresses false adornment for a women's child in order to sleep with her.

Dude, look at John and Sara. He straight up shoplifted the pooty.

by Magikman May 28, 2004

Shoplift 'N' Go

Slang name for the former Shop 'N' Go series of convenience stores.

Do you want to go to Shoplift 'N' Go or KWIK-RIP?

by andy1 May 16, 2005

National Shoplifting Day

July 22nd; the day where it's ok and encouraged to shoplift. Grab your bag and head to your nearest Walmart.

Jacob: "what day is it today?"
Julia: "it's July 22nd. why?"
Jacob: "grab the biggest bag you can find. i'll start the car."
Julia: "oh yeah! i almost forgot it's national shoplifting day!"

by chileanywaysso October 29, 2020