Skip to main content

Shazamnesia

the act of repeatedly shazamming a song, not remembering that it was the 2nd, 3rd and 4th song you just shazammed.
I have complete and total shazamnesia about Pompeii by Bastille.
by #idontknowwhatatagis September 4, 2013
mugGet the Shazamnesia mug.

Shikamaru Syndrome

When you have a severe case of laziness.
Person A: I've been laying in bed all day, and don't feel like getting out of it today
Person B: Dude, you have a case of Shikamaru Syndrome
by Octnine Yamato July 18, 2016
mugGet the Shikamaru Syndrome mug.

green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam

It's basically regular green eggs and ham but with semen and afterwards the man who ejaculated the semen waves his wrist and says "Shazam!"
"Guy 1: Hey wanna eat green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam!"
"Guy 2: oh boi do I"
by Officer_figpucker69 February 7, 2017
mugGet the green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam mug.

Shazamiteishness

A word describing the awesomeness of items/things, or after a particularly terrible verbal burn.

May also be used as 'nifty'. Or 'what is going on?' depending on tone of voice and context.

An exclamatory phrase.

May also be used as shazamite-effing-ishness.
I hate dogs. Shazamiteishness!

That is so cool. Shazamiteishness!

What the shazamiteishness?
by PiesWithNoEyes March 4, 2009
mugGet the Shazamiteishness mug.

shizamn

variable of shizam. Exclamation, an expression of surprise. Both negative and positive connotations. Derivative of 'damn'
Shizamn! I'm late for work!
by prolinium November 28, 2002
mugGet the shizamn mug.

Shizaster

At the intersection of shit happening and humorous turn of unwelcome events lies the shizaster. Derived from the Greeko-Roman root 'shit' and Latin 'disaster', shizaster is a term commonly employed as a happy medium between the long-winded 'shit just happened' and an overstated description of the event as a 'disaster'. Used by soccer moms, presidents, and entertainers alike, shizaster reflects and describes the nature of the unfortunate event with toyota-prius-like efficiency and syllable footprint that is both ecofriendly and deserving of admiration and awe from those unfamiliar with the term.
Entertainment:

From Michael Vicks attorney to Michael Vick "Mike, if you even so much as give a dirty look to a puppy on a street corner, we will have a major PR shizaster on our hands."

Politics:

Sarah Palin "Who would have thought that Bristol getting knocked up would turn my campaing into a complete shizaster"

Housekeeping:

From wife to husband: "Edward, your careless and disorganized ways will turn this home into the same shizaster you have going on in our garage"

Parenting:

From father to son: "Bobby, if you mention anything to your mother about daddy's lady-friend visitor today, mommy will turn this marriage into a shizaster"

Nurtition:

From mother to son: "Bobby you know what our healthcare system says: An apple a day keeps a financial shizaster away. It will also prevent you from turning into a fat-fuck adulterer like your father."
by The Russian Bear September 15, 2009
mugGet the Shizaster mug.

shibama

This is the best name in the world and you should all be jealous of this name. If you are born with this name. I am your godmother. You don’t know me but I am watching you 24/7. I watch you while your sleeping. And in the shower. Also if your name is shibama you will grow up to be ugly. So be prepared for the future because your gonna have no friends or lovers.
What’s the definition of ugly?” Said lissia.

“Let me tell you what it is lissia,” said ibby.
The definition of ugly is......, SHIBAMA.”
by Shibama May 14, 2018
mugGet the shibama mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email