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Shitter shopping 

The act of online shopping on a mobile device (phone, tablets) while sitting on the toilet. One would usually partake in shitter shopping while your supposed to working at your job.
Worker1 "hey where's Joey ?He's been gone for a half an hour now."
Worker 2 " he's probably in the bathroom shitter shopping for some black Friday deals "

Joey: "bro, I was totally shitter shopping at work and some guy comes and drops ass in the stall next to me and shits when there was clearly 10 other empty bathroom stalls . But I did manage to get some great deals on amazon.
Shitter shopping by rightlane February 28, 2016

the shitter 

Just give me a sec, I need to use the shitter!
the shitter by Che Aleko June 19, 2006

Shitter's Polio 

When you have sat on the toilet too long and your legs go numb. When you get up to walk away, you walk away like a Polio survivor.
Cory: Dude I was shitting so long I almost fell asleep.

Kevin: Man, that's horrible!

Cory: Nah, the worst of it, I came out like I had Shitter's Polio.
Shitter's Polio by souperpig November 4, 2009

Stream Shitter

(n): a hiker who doesn't care how their bad behavior affects the hikers behind them.
Example:
"That hotel isn't very friendly to hikers."
"Yeah, they had to deal with a lot of Stream Shitters earlier in the season."

Six Shitter 

Definition A: A zip gun built using parts from a septic tank. Uses a cylinder fed system like a typical revolver. The name comes from the video "Chuck kills a bottle cap" on youtube.

Definition B: A word that FBI agents and SWAT team members use to describe a revolver found in a toilet bowl or tank, usually in an attempt to flush or hide the gun during a raid on someone's residence.
Example A: "Bob is back to building six shitters in his basement. Doesn't he know the feds are onto his whole operation?"

Example B:"Hank is our new agent of the month. He siezed 3 six shitters during the raid on Hector's traphouse last week."
Six Shitter by Littypill98 April 12, 2021

shitty shit shitter 

A garble of words to say when you are trying too hard to insult someone.
You're just a---friken shitty shit shitter, goddammit.