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shit-out-of-luck

When a request or problem is described, this phrase is used to tell the person that what they need or are requesting is simply not possible/available and probably won't be in the near future. An "urban" variation of "out of luck".
emo girl: I love your overalls !! can we be friends ??

super martio: Sorry emo girl, you're shit-out-of-luck.

Im 80% cautious ,20% conceited. so just Send me a message and tell me who you are or why you think we'd make great myspace friends, chances are if I know you or I think your interesting we can be homies.
by super martio November 6, 2008
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lucky shit

derogatory way of referring to lucky star, a slice of life anime revolving around the lives of four Japaneses school girls.
My friend won't stop watching lucky shit, he even memorized that stupid song at the end.

Like Seinfeld lucky shit is a show about nothing, except that because i don't happen to a Japanese school girl i can't relate with any of it.
by bawww May 27, 2008
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Lucky Shit

Luck in literal shit...

It is a common Russian superstition that bird feces are good luck

Thanks Dwyane Wade, the 13 time NBA allstar that believes this too

I just lost my faith in humanity
One of the weirdest superstitions is lucky shit.
by peoplearecrazy April 16, 2022
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LUCKY SHIT

When you take a shit and wipe and get the pleasant surprise of finding no shit on the toilet paper. This is a lucky thing so don't take it likely you selfish bastard.
(Man 1) Hey man, it must be my lucky day, I just took a shit and wiped and my ass was clean! I just had a lucky shit...
(Man 2) You lucky bastard.
by John & Justin M. January 20, 2011
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Lucky Shit

When you go to take a dump, and after your first wipe you notice there is nothing on the toilet paper. You are then free to proceed to button your pants back up and go along with your day.

Lucky shits are extremely convenient, quick, and clean, but unfortunately just as rare.
"Dude I need to take a MAD shit, hurry up!"

"Don't worry I'm almost done. I'm having a lucky shit today."

lucky shit
by BeetchNyuckah May 27, 2011
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Shitluck

An occurance or series of events of an incredibly fucked up nature.
Guy:I got beat up, girlfriend gave me warts then dumped me, got evicted and fired in the same day and now my dog died!
Guy2: Shitluck.
by Mike Hawk Fitzwel August 31, 2009
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Shitluck

Jason Choi '02, Swarthmore College. Phi Psi member who jumped out a second-story window in his first full weekend at college.
Did you hear that Shitluck jumped out of a second-story Wharton window?
by Baller-Ass Nigga October 1, 2004
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