shmuel

To use manipulative writing or speech in order to take undue credit or aggrandize one's contributions.

To willfully play dumb when presented with evidence and ideas contrary to your own desires and biases.

To willfully play dumb when presented with evidence of your own shmuelling.

His shmuelling is pissing off the whole team.

To cater to his bullshit and then get shmuel'd makes me want to punch him.

by shmuellllll October 6, 2011

shmuel

one who is very nice.
one whos head is deformed.
he/she usually smells because they never shower.
they usually get hit by a spade off their father.
they resemble an animal like an alpacker/llama.
a shmuel usually gets pissed on.

llama, alpacker, shmuel.

by abdulallalaadfddd June 19, 2011

shemullet

A woman's mullet.

a woman of typical southern decent who's hair resembles that of a male NASCAR driver. damn that bitch got a shemullet.

by Brian Finos January 13, 2009

shemugly

extremely ugly, so hideous you can't help but laugh. Way past ugly or malfigured or even grotesque. Unfathomable ugliness. The biggest diss one can get. Just so disgusting it's unbelieveable. It makes you cringe. Makes you want to prejectile vomit all over yourself.

"Jesus, that quasimodo bitch is shemugly!"

by T.M.C 555 October 27, 2006

shmuel

very deceitful. lying, cheating, stealing, betrayal, etc.

Brian: Did you see Jeremy's girlfriend cheated on him?

Henry: She's so shmuel.
Brian: On god.

by ShmuelFan420 April 28, 2022

Shmueling

Shmueling - The word comes from Shmuel from the Boy in the Striped Pajamas and it is the act of running awey from something.

(Playing apex legends)
person 1 - SHOOT THE GOD DAMN WRAITH!
person 2 - I CAN'T HE IS SHMUELING!
person 1 - OH SHIT ANOTHER SQUAD LETS SHMUEL OUT OF HERE

by Mi Kawk May 15, 2022

Pp shmuel

An insult to someone. It means they have a small dick. The word shmuel comes from the boy in the striped pajamas.

Yo move some pp shmuel

by Wokesvmcn23 June 29, 2018